Cranky Reviews

True North Too North

Imperial Stout

Beer Type

7 to 10

7 to 10

Poor Pours

Rating

IBU 37

Other Info

True North Too North

True North

Magnotta Brewery

8.0% Alcohol

“True North” out of Vaughn. You know what’s North of Vaughn? How about almost all of Canada, most of Europe, Russia, Scandinavia, Alaska, Greenland, Mongolia, and Kazakhstan to name a few places. If you are from Toronto and have never been to Algonquin Park (which is not very North either) then maybe, just maybe you would think of Vaughn as North. Of course, North is a relative term. Our neighbours to the South may well picture Vaughn as an igloo infested ice encrusted winter wasteland.

With the North debate abated, it’s time to beer me. These imperious imperials are a tough row to hoe, but having recovered from my last royal tasting, I was up for another high ABV adventure. This one a big ol’ bear of a beer, time to grin and bear it. At 8% it’s not as extreme as some imperials. Here’s hoping for a palatable pint.

This bear bites too.

A dark foreboding, or is it forbidding, perhaps both, pour. A tan and white layered head, interesting. A mild stout aroma with some boozy understated overtones. First taste yielded a full stout flavour which was quickly overtaken by a harsh boozy back end. The bear bites. This isn’t a cuddly teddy. It’s a harsh liquor with a stout in there somewhere grizzly. You could call it easy drinking, as in easy to make it last. I never quite settled into this severe sipping stout. To be honest, I could barely bear the bear.

They call it “approachable”. As approachable as a cocaine grizzly,* or a rattler with a toothache. This is a hard core imperial ready to rumble stout. No matter how much gird loining ** I did, this one was too much for me.

*Editor’s Comment: The cocaine bear, also known as Pablo Escobear, refers to an American black bear found dead in 1985 in the Tennessee wilderness that overdosed by ingesting a large quantity of cocaine. The cocaine was dumped from a Cessna that eventually crashed due to it being overloaded with $20 million worth of coke. The 2023 movie “Cocaine Bear” takes significant liberties with the true story.

**Editor’s Comment: To “gird one’s loins” is to prepare yourself for action or a dangerous activity. The expression comes from the Bible Proverbs 31:17. Its literal origin is to tuck your robe into your girdle (belt) so it doesn’t hamper your movement.

Final Rating: This Bear Bites at 9 out of 20

Imperial Stout

Beer Type

7 to 10

7 to 10

Poor Pours

Rating

Other Info

IBU 37

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