Full disclosure, I have never milked, rode, tipped or kissed a cow*. I don’t know if Farmer Steve ever got to first base with a cow, but there is a good chance he has kissed his Kubota. He loves that tractor.
Over in Europe they have been dealing with a cow kissing challenge that has random online adventurers wandering into farm fields and paddocks and videoing themselves kissing cows (tongue or not) for charity. Cow kissing and telling, and not tongue tied about it for sure if they are posting videos of it. I have one piece of advice for these cow kissers. Get a job.
Big Rig has accused Midnight** of kissing their cow. This is a pretty serious accusation and the cow on the can certainly
The Cow in Question
doesn’t look too happy about it, and that’s no bull. Enough bovine ramblings, I’ve milked the cow theme pretty good by now.
This brew poured thick and slow and black like a new can of motor oil; thick, slow and deliberate. Traditional chocy stout aroma with some coffee but mellowed by moo cow milk. A dark serious pour with a nice tan yoke, encouraging me to take a pull. First taste is chocolate coffee body in balance with a sweet roast coffee finish. A mellow slightly sweet middle and a roast coffee finish for your wake-up call, no rooster required. The mouth feel was not as substantial as I expected after that oozing pour but suited the brew nicely. The sweet settled down a bit and what we end up with is a nice traditional well balanced smooth full flavoured milk chocolate stout.
I don’t know who kissed who, but I drank this beer and enjoyed it.
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