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Welcome to Cranky Old Men Drinking Beer. We are not experts on how to brew beer, or the chemistry or the ingredients but our reviewers have quaffed a few brews in their day and they aren’t done yet. Some beers are great, some are good, some are both and some are neither. That’s what we will be telling you about. All of the reviews are honest and unsolicited. Occasionally the reviews will get cranky. We will try to keep it clean but I must confess, as the editor I don’t have much control over what goes into these reviews. Trying to edit cranky old men drinking beer is like trying to wrestle with a pig, you both get dirty and the pig likes it!

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