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What’s Up?

What’s Up?

How low can you go is an expression often applicable to the COM AGM, but in this case it’s this beer’s ABV. The trend of 0% ABV has been quickly followed with the Micro beer trend, extra low ABVs for those who can’t handle a light beer but don’t want to be a zero....

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And That’s the Truth

And That’s the Truth

I got down to downtown Hogtown’s Beertown, so here’s the lowdown on what was going down. It may not surprise you to know that what was going down at Beertown is beer and lots of it. With so many brews from which to choose what was I to do? Shout out to Haley at...

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Throwing One Down, Cold Gold

Throwing One Down, Cold Gold

How about those Olympics. The games are exciting, with Canadians swimming, diving, fencing, jumping, and throwing hammers and people*, for the gold. I’m not too sure about the CBC though. First of all, their Olympic motto is “Brave is Unbeatable”. Inspirational?...

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Philly Light Does It Right

Philly Light Does It Right

Back on the farm for some MacKinnon malt and some home-grown hops. Yep, it’s another MacKinnon Brothers special, this time a Philly light. We enjoyed their bread baking beer sipping Nanna’s namesake, Philomena Pilsner. Could this be another reference to Grandma...

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Happy International Beer Day from Mount Urpin

Happy International Beer Day from Mount Urpin

Happy International Beer Day from Mount Urpin. * Ok, maybe I’m a day late and a dollar short but what the hell. Being a day or two late for our anniversary didn’t stop me from taking the missus out to a nice romantic dinner at the local brewery, now did it. The way I...

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No NO Bear? NOB Has Gone Wild

No NO Bear? NOB Has Gone Wild

So what’s new at New Ontario Brewing? Well to start with New Ontario isn’t new and isn’t New Ontario anymore either. What is new is a new name, Wildwoods Brewing.* I made a visit and inquired as to what brought on this name change, because I thought New Ontario had a...

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Mad Dad Ain’t Bad

Mad Dad Ain’t Bad

In an appeal to road warriors and RV enthusiasts everywhere, Muskoka Brewers tell us that “home is where you park it”. Hopefully that’s where your hat is hanging too. The spontaneous and destination unknown road trip they describe sounds more like jumping bail or a...

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Keeping It Real on Moosehead Mountain

Keeping It Real on Moosehead Mountain

For an exhilarating evening activity I thought I would do some deck chair climbing of Moosehead mountain. This Alpine pint is a legacy lager, the original Oland brew,* a 1937 throwback and I'm going to throw one back tonight. I was half baked by the sun all day and...

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Making Waves

Making Waves

Kawartha Lakes is making waves. But no need to worry.  We aren’t talking tsunami size or even tidal for that matter. By the way, why do they call those gigantic waves "tidal"?* Ever watched the tide come in? If the tide is supposed to be making waves it's doing a piss...

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Lazy Beer

Lazy Beer

Deep Purple and Bruno Mars both agreed that if you’re lazy you just stay in bed.* Farmer Steve is on his third cup of joe before most of us hit the snooze button the first time, “them ol’ Bessies ain’t goin’ to milk themselves “ he tells us. But when it comes to bears...

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