Cranky Reviews

A Boxing Day Special

Golden Lager

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

A Boxing Day Special

Against the Grain

High Park Brewery

4.5% Alcohol

Recovering from the extreme Christmas day gift giving associated with grandchildren by a boxing day outing. The kids are already bored with their Pokémons and Squishables and Teckdecks and Hatchimals and crafts  and all the other toys from the mountain of gifts under the tree this year.

“Poppy”

Perhaps they have taken “boxing day” too literally because one gift they seem to enjoy and have been burning off energy with is an inflatable punching bag that I sacrificed a good lung to blow up. I believe they have affectionately named it “Poppy” as they regale it with tae kwon do kicks and brutal karate chops and rights and lefts reminiscent of Mike Tyson. I guess I should be flattered but somehow I see it as the ongoing psychological abuse of a senior, that senior being me. The joys of Christmas.

Another exhausting day, why they call these holidays I’ll never know. But with the grand kids tucked in it’s time for me to tuck into a cold one. High Park’s golden lager “Against the Grain”* is up for a quaff and so am I.

As Gold as 101 of Elvis’ Albums

Golden it is, as golden as Elvis’ gold lamé suit.** A very light haze as well although that could have been the result of my lightheadedness from blowing up that inflatable martyr. It goes with a slim light white headshot. An interesting aroma, malt bread lager with a some sweet, almost like an oatmeal stout aroma. It tastes of malt bread with a touch of bitter with a crisp sweet finish, almost a honey lager, but definitely a honey of a lager. A smooth malt taste and despite the name there is no grain being gone against on this one. It’s all going with the flow. Great lager, very tasty, a boxing day special brew.

*Editor’s Comment: The idiom to go against the grain means to do something different than what is normal or natural. The literal meaning, to go against the natural direction of the grain in a piece of wood, was turned figurative by none other than the Bard, Shakespeare in Coriolanus “Preoccupied with what you rather must do than what you should, made you against the grain to voice him consul”. “Against the Grain” is also a restaurant in Toronto which oddly enough doesn’t have this excellent beer on their drink menu.

**Editor’s Comment: It could also have been as golden as Elvis’ 101 gold records, the highest number of gold records of any recording artist. Elvis wore his gold lamé suit first in 1957, and multiple images of him in the suit adorned the album cover for the 1959 release “50,000,000 Elvis Fans Can’t Be Wrong”.

Final Rating: With the Flow at 16 out of 20

Golden Lager

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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