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A Whale of a Pale Ale?

Hazy Pale Ale

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

IBU 35

Other Info

A Whale of a Pale Ale?

Hazy Pale Ale

Steam Works Brewing Co.

5% Alcohol

Another 5’oclock somewhere but not here on the thirsty Thursday Crownsmen Show and the featured brew is a Vancouver based Steam Works hazy pale. On the can is a rendering of Vancouver Bay, with a couple of Orcas cavorting like peas in a pod, having a whale of a time.* On a previous show we had pondered some deep and thought provoking (pondering provoking?) Cardi B philosophies while enjoying a SW Kölsch, umlaut firmly affixed, Kölsch Convention be damned. **

The term hazy is an apt descriptor of this muted orange particles in suspension suds. The aroma is lots of tropical fruit with some hops in the background. Jerrod said he finished it and never even noticed what it tasted like. Rory said bitter three times, we assumed he was referring to the beer. My own take was that it was stone fruit plus (plus what I wasn’t sure) and malt bitters. A full mouthfeel. For me it was a fairly typical PA. Not the whale of a pale ale that the artwork would suggest.

False Creek Nov 24, 2024 Pod Spotting

An OK, run of the still pale. It was fully hazed, but I was unamazed.

*Editor’s Comment:  Although called Killer Whales, Orcas are not whales but are the largest member of the dolphin family. Orcas have been spotted in Vancouver Harbour on numerous occasions, as well as False Creek and Coal Harbour. Although very rare, a pod of orcas was spotted in False Creek in 2024.

**Editor’s Comment: Established in 1986, the Kölsch convention outlines the rules for what can legitimately be called a Kölsch. The main requirement is that the beer be brewed in the Cologne area of Germany. The is no mention in the convention rules of a dispensation for Vancouver based breweries. To abide by convention rules often brewers will call their beer Kölsch style, or they will just drop the umlaut and call it a Kolsch.

Final Rating: Not A Whale of a Pale, Just a Big Dolphin at 12 out of 20

Hazy Pale Ale

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

Other Info

IBU 35

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