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Cardi B Quotes and a Crafty Kolsch

Kӧlsch

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Cardi B Quotes and a Crafty Kolsch

Kӧlsch Lagered Ale

Steam Works Brewing Co.

4.8% Alcohol

A Cardi B Bacardi Party

Showtime with the Crownsmen and Jerrod and Rory were in fine form as we discussed some deep thought provoking issues while quaffing a cold one. We were inspired with Cardi B quotes* and a crafty west coast Kӧlsch, a potent pairing to be sure.

A Kӧlsch lagered ale to be precise, a sporty shorty from the Vancouver Harbour craft brew emporium, The Steam Works. A previous visit to their e-steamed establishment had included a sampling of their Copper Roof, a super suds amber experience.

This one poured straw light golden, minimal head. A laid back malt aroma. First taste was an easy drinking malt body with some lager sweet in there for good measure and mid bitters leading into a slightly crisp finish. Very easy drinking. It started out balanced but the lager sweet became more pronounced as the glass quickly evaporated due to the thirsty conditions resulting from all the rap queen philosophizing going on.

This Steam Works Kӧlsch works. If Cardi B drinks beer** she might just like it, we did.

*Editor’s Comment: Cardi B inspirational quote “You don’t have to be a woman like me for me to encourage and support you and tell you, ‘Yes, bitch, keep on going.'” Belcalis Marlenis Cephus (Cardi B) is an American rap artist. Prior to her rap career she was a stripper (Camilla was her stripper name) and has stated that she used to drug and rob men to get money.

**Editor's Comment: As far as drinking beer goes, Cardi B recently vowed to never drink again after a wild party for her 32nd birthday. Here’s a Cardi B quote from the morning after her wild party, “Pray for me. Wait. I’m still drunk.”

Final Rating: If Cardi B Ever Starts Drinking Again She Would Give it a 15 out of 20

Kӧlsch

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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