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Chew on That

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Chew on That

Juicy Fruit

Brock Street Brewing Co.

6.5% Alcohol

Juicy Fruit, sounds delicious. Just like the gum only with alcohol. Chew on that! And from the great team at Brock Street no less, the self-proclaimed most refreshing street in Canada. Sounds like a can’t miss winner. Unfortunately no chicken dinner tonight.

Sickly sweet and terrifying

My concerns commenced with an over-the-top pour, literally. Our experiences with foam fest fiascos have not been positive, to say the least. This brew started out with a dense head of foam with a life of its own reminiscent of the Stay-Puft marshmallow man from Ghostbusters.* And for a COM beer reviewer equally as terrifying. A foam puff of fluff that wasn’t going to settle for anything, let alone anybody. And below the towering froth a crystal clear juice like brew, no haziness to be found.

The aroma was hard to discern through the Styrofoam insulation between me and what I can only assume was beer.  Not having the patience of Job, or anyone with reasonable patience, I finally quaffed through the froth. Wow, first swig is super juice as in too much, a pint of pure puree, headstrong in more ways than one.  Aggressive juice and bitters that are too juicy, too fruity, and too boozy. It eventually settled into a free for all fruit with boozy hoppy bitters. I don’t think the banana off taste was the fruit they were going for.

I bought it directly from the brewer during a recent and most enjoyable super suds Brock Street visit and had it in the beer fridge for about 2 months, chilled to the exact manufacturer’s recommended temperature.  But without a doubt it went bad on me. How do I know for sure? A fruit fly flew over my drink and as soon as it caught a whiff of jiff it hightailed it out of there in a haphazard booze induced flight pattern. And the taste of course.

Luckily I had some Juicy Fruit gum handy to cleanse my palate. Thank goodness I could chew on that!

*Editor’s Comment: From the 1984 Movie Ghostbusters. The 100 foot tall Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay Puft, Stay Puft, Tubby Soft Squeeze or Mr. Sweetness was the chosen Destructor form of Gozer in the final scenes of the first movie.

Final Rating: A Bad Batch at 6 out of 20

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