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Cranky Old Zen Drinking Beer

Norwegian Pale Ale

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

IBU 20

Other Info

Cranky Old Zen Drinking Beer

Kashmir

Brew Revolution

4.5% Alcohol

A Norwegian pale ale, named after a region of the Indian subcontinent, brewed in Canada and immortalized by a British band who wrote the song while in a Zen state inspired by the Sahara desert. This brew is a tribute to Led Zepplin’s song “Kashmir”, according to Robert Plant the definitive Zeppelin song.* In the mid 70’s rock groups were searching for the meaning of everything everywhere, looking lyrically for enlightening epiphanies on mystical mountains. Hoping to find themselves, I guess there was no GPS back then.

Of course the only thing at the top of the Kolahoi Peak is snow.** It was Pirsig who had it all figured out when he said “The only Zen you can find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.” *** Will this can of Pale Ale provide super suds enlightenment for a cranky old seeker of the ultimate adult beverage?  According to the Cranky Old Zen Drinking Beer koan” The only beer you can find on the tops of mountains is the beer you bring up there.”

Time to tell a not so tall tale about this Brew Revolution pale ale. A golden mountain sunset (or sunrise for morning drinkers) pour, unenlightened in its haziness. A mild melon fruit aroma in the pursuit of hoppiness. First quaff is a very light bit of fizz and fruit, very easy drinking no bite, hops, zing, or bitter to start out with but some juicy funk on the finish.  A bit of bitter entered the picture resulting in a dry finish, which coincidentally is in balance with my dry start.

The mellow melon body and the mild bitter crisp dry finish work well together resulting in an easy drinking laid back pale ale. Super suds Zen state achieved.

 

*Editor’s Comment: From the Led Zeppelin 1975 double album “Physical Graffiti”, Kashmir is an almost 10 minute long epic written by Bonham, Page and Plant. Plant wanted this to be the song people remembered Led Zeppelin for, Page thought it was one of their best. According to Plant they wrote the song when they were travelling through the Sahara desert, and the lyrics of the song certainly talk about a desert landscape, except for one line and of course the title of the song. I guess the line “We’re moving through Kashmir” (mystical) fit the lyrics better than “We’re moving through the Sahara desert” (dusty and monotonous).

**Editor’s Comment: Kolahoi Peak is the highest mountain in the Kashmir district at an elevation of 5,425 meters above sea level. Mount Everest is the world’s highest mountain at a towering 8,849 meters above sea level.

***Editor’s Comment: A quote from the 1974 Robert Pirsig book “Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance”.

Final Rating: 33⅓ Revolutions of Zeppelin Spin a 15 out of 20

Norwegian Pale Ale

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Other Info

IBU 20

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