Cranky Reviews

Dank You Very Much

Double IPA

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Dank You Very Much

Double Danky

Matron Fine Beers

8% Alcohol

Welcome to the Women’s Pen. The Matron will see you now.

In the 70’s I had a tour of the Women’s Penitentiary in Kingston. * Scary place, reminiscent of the Ken Kesey cuckoo’s nest psychiatric ward. ** Why such a seemingly arbitrary segue into a Matron’s double? Well the reason I took that tour was a friend of mine’s Mother worked there, she was a Matron! What they called the women guards at the Women’s pen. I know, it’s still a relatively irrelevant intro, but that’s how I roll.

Matron Fine Beer has nothing to do with incarcerations, and everything to do with libations and hydration. They tell us this is a double dare IPA of fresh fruit with some dank in the tank. Good news, because often the life of a beer reviewer is a dankless task. ***

A golden semi clear pour, the glass giving us the one finger froth. It has a tangy hoppy almost sour aroma happening, dank perhaps? First taste is juicy to hoppy bitters, smooth with a full mouthfeel, it is an 8% but no double trouble so far. The pillowy mouthfeel delivers mellow citrus tropical notes with a some malt body to middlin’ pine bitters. Balanced, and smooth, an IPA lover’s IPA, and not at all aggressive like some doubles. An accessible, enjoyable, and quite doable double. Another fine Matron beer.

*Editor’s Comment: The Kingston Women’s Penitentiary opened in 1933 and operated until it’s closure in 2000. It incarcerated women from across Canada who were sentenced to two years or more jail time. The institution was heavily criticized over the years for inhumane conditions which included drug experiments. A number of formal reports and activist groups called for its closure over the years.

**Editor’s Comment: Ken Kesey’s 1962 novel One Few Over the Cuckoo’s Nest was set in an Oregon psychiatric hospital. The 1975 film adaptation pitted Jack Nicoloson (Randle McMurphy) and Louise Fletcher (Nurse Ratched) against each other. It was one of the very few films to win the big five academy awards (Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Actress, Best Director, and Best Adapted Screenplay).

***Editor’s Comment: We wish it was pun-less as well.

Final Rating: Danks for a 16 out of 20

Double IPA

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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