Cranky Reviews

Drink Beer Day? Don’t Mind If I Do

West Coast IPA

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Drink Beer Day? Don’t Mind If I Do

Velocipede

Bicycle Craft Brewery

6% Alcohol

A coast-to-coast toast to the host with the most. Happy Drink Beer Day Canada! I did notice that it is not drink a beer day. Are they are suggesting that a two for one would be more fun than one and done? Or am I just overthinking my drinking? On this auspicious occasion I thought a Nation’s Capital craft quaff would be fitting, in my glass that is.

A velocipede is not a speedy version of one of those creepy crawly centipedes, or a millipede which I believe was a centipede before post COVID inflation. According to Bicycle Brewers, and who would know better, it is the name of the original bicycle. This is not our first bicycle obsessed brew. We got on our bikes and rode in the Breakaway with Fixed Gear. Amsterdam peddled bonus beer with their Dutch style 3 Speed. And from that same brewery we learned that Boneshaker is not a nickname for a male stripper* but is in fact a velocipede as well.

By the way, I hadn’t been on a bike without a V-twin engine for quite some time, but I rode one the other day with the grandkids and let me tell you, I don’t know where the expression “just like riding a bicycle” came from, but it wasn’t.

Time for a Drink Beer Day beer review. This one pours hazy dark orange and is gearing up with a frosty bright white head. Is the aroma juicy, citrusy, tropical, hoppy? Turns out it’s all of the above. ** A thin mouthfeel, some bubbles in the mild tropical citrus body with a grapefruit hoppy finish. All mild, it is easy drinking and refreshing. A nice light tasty IPA.

*Editor’s Comment: Could be.

**Editor’s Comment: Contrary to popular belief, in multiple-choice tests it turns out the best answer is not always “C”. The answer “All of the Above” is not a go to and should only be chosen if you are fairly certain it is the right answer. If you have a multiple-choice question and have no idea which answer is correct, it appears the longest answer is most likely to be correct. However, the best strategy for acing a multiple-choice test is to study for it.

Final Rating: Gearing Up to a 15 out of 20

West Coast IPA

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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