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Great Dane or Princely Tragedy?

Double IPA

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Great Dane or Princely Tragedy?

#DIPA

To Øl

8.7% Alcohol

A double Dutch? Skip that. This isn’t a brew from those nether lands, but from Hamlet’s old stomping grounds. Let’s hope this one is a great Dane and not a princely tragedy. Time to do a Faxe check and see if we’ve reviewed any other Danish brews.

The brewer’s name, To Øl, is intriguing but elusive, sending me to the symbol bar to find this O slash character. Enter the COMDB Translation department stage right for their soliloquy. They ask me if I brought coffee to go with the Danish. In exchange for my insincere snicker, they tell me that To Øl means “two beers” in Danish. I’m a one and done guy usually but when the occasion calls for it, I will sample two beers, or in this case a double.

To Øl tell us this “mother of all DIPAs is dry hopped to the brim with Cascade Citra and Simcoe”. Weighing in at 8.7%, it’s not to be taken lightly.

A thick pulpy dark orange pour with a creamy white head. It looks substantial. A tropical juicy hoppy funk aroma, aromatic and charismatic. First taste is a full taste bud juice assault with tropical citrus slick juice going to a malt hop funk bitter combo. An almost creamy mouthfeel to it, the oats doing their job. It is nothing too extreme but definitely a double.

At the start the big-time hops were delivering some funk in the trunk, but it settled into a mellow creamy dreamy juicer. Because of the high handed ABV this one is strong, but despite the 8.7% it’s not boozy.

Looks like it is a great Dane, and this dog can hunt.

*Editor’s Comment: To Øl is based in the small town of Svinninge Denmark, about 80 kilometers West of Copenhagen. Not to be confused with the Dutch who hail from The Netherlands or Holland. Holland is not actually a country but a region of The Netherlands comprised of the provinces of North Holland and South Holland, two of the twelve provinces of The Netherlands. Shakespeare’s Hamlet was the Prince of Denmark, and the play was based in the Danish city of Elsinore (Helsinger) at Kronborg Castle, about 50 kilometers North of Copenhagen.

*COMDB Translation Department Comment: Danish and Dutch are two distinct languages and are not mutually intelligible.

Final Rating: Double Down for a 15 out of 20

Double IPA

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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