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Mediocre Bowler Strikes Again

Hazy IPA

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

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Mediocre Bowler Strikes Again

Mediocre Bowler and Friend

Refined Fool Brewing Co.

6.8% Alcohol

I couldn’t bowl my way out of a wet paper bag, but Fonger could make those pins beg for mercy. flirting with 300 with strikes to spare. Meanwhile I was doing the speed limit at 100, with a lane violation or two. In between the two of us is what you would call a mediocre bowler, which is what those Refined Fools are calling this Summer Beer League special. The SBL Kolsch earned a beer Olympic cold medal and their Physical Inactivity was right down my alley. Time to see if this Mediocre beer is in the same league and hopefully more than its name would suggest.

An OJ super hazy impenetrable pour, with a ten pin white head. A brisk hoppy aroma, fruit and zing anticipated. The first swig is stone fruit and hops perfectly balanced. A malt backbone in the background with a smooth, full mouthfeel. As it evolves the peachy fruit takes the lead as the hoppiness subsides leaving a slight bitter aftertaste. The hops continue to fade and what we end up with is a smooth juicer, almost tasting like a double at times, a bit of booze but no real backend bite. A sequence of strike to spare to split.

What started out as super ended up as honourable. A mediocre hazy IPA, aptly named.

*Editor’s Comment: A perfect game in ten pin bowling is 12 strikes in a row which results in a score of 300. For a very good bowler with a 70% strike rate the odds are 1 in 100 to bowl a perfect game. For a mediocre bowler with a 40% strike rate the odds are1 in 625. For our reviewer at a 10% strike rate the odds are 1 in 100,000,000,000. Don’t ask me to show my work.

Final Rating: Rolling a 13 out of 20 with Nothing to Spare

Hazy IPA

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

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