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Mild Mannered

Irish Cream Ale

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11 to 14

11 to 14

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Mild Mannered

Kilkenny Irish Cream Ale

Guinness

4.3% Alcohol

Mild mannered seemed like the correct approach in recovery mode after the COMDB AGM (Annual Golf Meeting) so a nice easy going Kilkenny Irish Cream Ale seemed to like a good idea at the time. The name “Kilkenny” reminded me of the show South Park and poor Kenny suffering a gruesome demise at the end of each episode.

Already digressing two sentences in, not a good sign.

Widget on board so nitro pop on ignition, a traditional Irish Cream pour which you would expect from Guinness who have some savoir faire* when it comes to brews of the cream variety.

Love to see that pour morph from cream to a perfect pour. It has a mild malt nose. A very creamy full mouthfeel with a very light malt bread flavour, very smooth. It is making me crave an Irish stout. Very light malt flavour no bitters or bite.

As smooth as Clark Gable but as mild as Clark Kent. Instead of “Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a damn” you get “Frankly Lois, I don’t give a darn”.** Doesn’t make for the most impactful movie quote does it? What it does make for is an odd and slightly dysfunctional combination. The can specifies “Serve Extra Cold”. It definitely needs to be as cold as a walk on the darkside of the moon*** because as it warms it has a bit of an aftertaste.

It is as close to no flavour as one can get and still be a called a beer.

*COMDB Translation Department: The literal translation of “savoir faire” from the French is “know how”. However “savoir faire” is well recognized as an English term meaning a capacity for appropriate action and a polished sureness in social behavior, in which case our reviewer has used the term incorrectly in English but correctly in French, once again justifying the existence of the COMDB Translation Department.

**Editor’s Comment: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" is actually the line from the 1939 film “Gone with the Wind” starring Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh. The line is spoken by Rhett Butler, as his last words to Scarlett O'Hara, in response to her tearful question: "Where shall I go? What shall I do?" “Gone with the Wind” won eight Academy Awards including Best Picture and a Best Actress nod for Vivien Leigh. Although Gable was nominated, Robert Donat won the best actor award that year for his lead role in “Goodbye, Mr. Chips”

***Editor’s Comment: The average temperature on the dark side of the moon is -298 degrees Fahrenheit (-183 degrees Celsius), but the bright side of the moon (and there is always a bright side isn’t there) is 224 degrees Fahrenheit (106 degrees Celsius). And “The Dark Side of the Moon” is the eighth studio album by the English rock band Pink Floyd, released in 1973. With over 45 million copies sold to date it is one of the best selling rock albums of all time.

Final Rating: Mild to a Fault at 12 out of 20

Irish Cream Ale

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

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