Cranky Reviews

Mission Possible

Double IPA

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

IBU 20

Other Info

Mission Possible

Parallelograms of Light

Something in the Water Brewing Co.

6.9% Alcohol

Madam, that’s Adam, pouring me a tasty MBAA SITW sampler.

I’m on a mission. In order to comply with the COMDB Guide to Beer Tasting I was not able to review the brews I sampled at the MBAA conference. However the tasters I tasted tasted good, the word tasty comes to mind. But in order to do a legitimate brew review I must consume at least 12 ounces (preferably 16 ounces or more) of said brewski. I was able to do a Daft craft draft sampling of PC Load Letter to check one off my list. Next, I was lining up a Parallelograms of Light * from our ever curious and never spurious friends at Something in the Water.

A Saturday night SITW site visit in K-town felt like Taco Tuesday at our home, everyone was eating tacos but me, I was on a mission after all. Although unlike Taco Tuesday at the homestead I was quaffing a frosty cold one.

A golden orange solid pour, a slim trim head to ensure my glass was a full as possible, the effort much appreciated by yours truly. A citrus juicy grapefruit hoppy aroma. First taste was a great citrus juicy, malt body, with a grapefruit hoppy bitter backend bite. A soft mouthfeel to go with the smooth finish. Not strong or aggressive, it was like this was a one and a half doubling as a double. Some additional bitters entered the picture and the malt hops delivered some funk in the trunk. I’m happy to report we both maintained our balance throughout the tasting.

They tell us that there are “8 pounds of hops in every barrel!” in this brew. I have no idea how big the barrel is or if 8 pounds of hops is more or less than normal but based on the exclamation mark at the end of their statement, I’m assuming 8 pounds is substantially above the National average.

And next thing I know this parallelogram is poly-gone, its tastiness confirmed. And it cost significantly less than $400 million to accomplish this mission.

*Editor’s Comment: The somewhat curious naming of this beer is a lyric from The Weakerthans 2010 song “Sun in an Empty Room”.

**Editor’s Comment: The 2025 movie “Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning” had a budget estimated near to or over $400 Millon USD. It is considered to be one of the most expensive films ever made. It grossed about $595 Million USD which was not enough to make a profit over its production, marketing and showing costs.

Final Rating: Lining Up a 15 out of 20

Double IPA

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Other Info

IBU 20

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