Cranky Reviews

Nitro Cream Dream with a Vegetarian Nightmare

Nitro Cream Ale on Tap

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

IBU 13

Other Info

Nitro Cream Dream with a Vegetarian Nightmare

Toretto

Lake of Bays Brewing Co.

4.2% Alcohol

5 o’clock is a recent memory, time to tie one on. As in tie on the feedbag of course. Perhaps a pint as well. You know it. A tisket, a tasket,* a brisket in a basket. I brace myself for a Bracebridge Lake of Bays Barrelhouse beef brisket in a basket on a bun. Beefy for sure, a vegetarian’s nightmare. With a happy hearty and healthy selection of on tap temptations, I opt for a nitro cream ale. Not a stout, a Kilkenny style creamy cream ale on tap, sans widget, what a novel idea.

Torreto, sounds Italian, or a character from Fast and Furious*. The COMDB translation department went to work but couldn’t come to a consensus on whether it meant a little bull, or a small turret on a tower, or a warrior god. The debate rages on, but we have no time for such trivialities, we have a beer to review.

A pour of stout like proportions, creamy head but a clear and present body that’s no danger.*** A nice light malt aroma through the nitro head.  A creamy mouth feel, light malt and bitters in balance, but it really is the nitro driven mouthfeel that stands out. The creamiest cream ale yet.  It is a true ale, the bitters aren’t afraid to make a stand. Creamy but not really smooth as malt and bitters blend and bend but never break.  As it warmed the bitters mellowed for a nice mellow cream craft draft.  Less bitters is even better as a mild creamy malt emerges. Did I mention it’s creamy? Well, it is.

Fast and friendly service even though they were busy. Great meal and an enjoyable nitro cream stout ale. Well done LofB.

*Editor’s Comment: “A Tisket, a Tasket” is a nursery rhyme from the late 1800’s. Ella Fitzgerald revised the lyrics and made it into a jazz staple with her 1938 release of the song.

**Editor’s Comment: Vin Diesel plays Dominic Toretto, one of the main characters in the “Fast and Furious” franchise.

***Editor’s Comment: “Clear and Present Danger” is a 1989 novel by Tom Clancy that was adapted for the big screen into a movie of the same name in 1994 starring Harrison Ford as CIA analyst Jack Ryan. The character Ernesto Escobedo was based on the real-life drug lord Pablo Escobar.

Final Rating: Bracebridge Bay Brisket and Beer Bats a 16 out of 20

Nitro Cream Ale on Tap

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Other Info

IBU 13

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