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Nursing a Charlie Horse

Kölsch

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11 to 14

11 to 14

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Nursing a Charlie Horse

Charlie Horse Kölsch

Half Cut Brewing Co.

4.9% Alcohol

I don’t know who this guy Charlie Horse is but he sounds like a pain. The Charlie on this beer can also happens to be a centaur, to add a visual layer to the already “lame” pun. I would never profess to be an authority on half man half horse creatures but I have never seen one represented in a body suit taking a toke and drinking a beer. It all seems like horse feathers* to me, but that’s Charlie for you.

This brew is from the folks at Half Cut in New Brunswick. A half man half horse who is half-cut, I get it.   As for New Brunswick, I have fond memories of annual visits and conventioning East Coast style.  As for this beer type, Kölsch** is a German style beer best known for the use of an umlaut or not.

Charlie Horse pours amber, somewhat clear and with a nice white head on top where the two dots (ö) usually are. Not much aroma going on here, faint malt perhaps? First swig is malt and earthy, not strong but distinct. It starts out with a watery mouthfeel, it is smooth/ slick going down. Slight bitter on the finish but mild. A malt smoky flavour and as I progressed it didn’t appear to be as watery as when I started out. Smooth, not what I would call easy drinking, but flavourful and enjoyable.  I have had the good, the bad and the ügly when it comes to a Kölsch, this one is pretty good.

*Editor’s Comment: The Marx Brothers' 1932 film “Horse Feathers” has Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff (Groucho Marx) unwisely appointed as the president of Huxley College. The term “horse feathers” is an old-fashioned way of saying “Balderdash”. “Balderdash” is an old fashion way of saying “Poppycock”. “Poppycock” is an old fashion way of saying “ridiculous”. The term horse feathers is thought to have originated as a euphemism for the term “horse shit”.

**Editor’s Comment: Kölsch beer comes from the city of Cologne (Köln in German). In the European Union it is a controlled name only allowed to be used by brewers from Cologne or who are members of the Kölsch Konvention. The Konvention also dictates what type of glass this beer should be served in, that being a narrow six ounce vessel called a stange, which is meant to protect the aromas and flavours by prompting frequent fresh pours. In North America anyone with a vat and an umlaut can crank out a Kölsch and you can serve it in a sippy cup if you want.

***Editor’s Comment: “Well begun is half done” Aristotle (the philosopher, not Jackie’s second husband).

Final Rating: Half Begun and Well Done*** at 14 out of 20

Kölsch

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11 to 14

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