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A Short Circuit in the System

A Short Circuit in the System

Lazy Ass Beer Reviewer: Hey Siri, review this beer for me. Siri: Alright, a black bear is a species that lives in many parts…. Lazy Ass Beer Reviewer: No, I said beer, review this beer. Siri: Yogi Bear is a Hanna Barbera cartoon character…. Lazy Ass Beer Reviewer: I...

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A Royal Spain in the Glass

A Royal Spain in the Glass

Lots of signs up in the beer store about this new brew, Madrí, A beer from Madrid at my local Beer Store, that's exceptional! I picture Don Quixote tilting at windmills while I’m titling a frosty brewski.* I make a Spanish inquisition to the friendly and helpful Beer...

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Campfire Smoke

Campfire Smoke

Passing through the Muskokas meant a chance to stop by the largest beer spa in the world and partake in some campfire smoke at Clear Lake. A tasty entrée with an adult beverage for an appetizer, that’s the ticket. A gander at the On Tap menu, said the excited goose....

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Two Loons Redux

Two Loons Redux

I totally agree with your previous review of Two Loons IPA.* In my opinion this brew could compete successfully with the best of America's micro-brewery IPAs. Finding your site and your style of writing and sense of humor has delighted me.**

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Irresponsibly Hopped for Pine Nuts

Irresponsibly Hopped for Pine Nuts

Sawdust City’s toast to Hill Valley’s favourite shopping mall, Twin Pines and that blast from the past Back to the Future.* Come to think of it, Sawdust also brews Lone Pine, which was the name of the Hill Valley shopping mall after Marty comes back to the future. I...

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Black Hole Sun Shines

Black Hole Sun Shines

Black Hole Sun is the name of a dark depressing song by Soundgarden,* or a dark impressive beer by Counterpart. You can take your pick or drink one while listening to the song like I did. Then after 5 minutes and 18 seconds I tuned out Soundgarden, turned on the...

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Holy Trinity and an Immaculate Misconception

Holy Trinity and an Immaculate Misconception

As a kid I heard the old man say “Jesus, Mary and Joseph” so often I thought they were the Holy Trinity. The Department of Morality cleared up that little immaculate misconception for me. But Rouge River is talking about a hoppy holy trinity of Citra, Simcoe and...

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Bruno Who?

Bruno Who?

Maybe it’s only a coincidence, but I wonder if they know that there is a real Bruno Mars, and he looks a bit like the picture on the can. Mars is so chill and cool he’s out of this world. Maybe this chill craft from Mascot  is as chill, as smooth, as cool, as good as...

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The OG? Maybe?

The OG? Maybe?

I’m not a brewer, that’s for sure. I know a few on a casual basis and they are an interesting breed, and that’s a bit of an understatement. But I think there comes a point where a brewer makes a decision on whether to brew what they like or go for what the public...

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A Kickass Kame & Kettle Kölsch Plated Minivan

A Kickass Kame & Kettle Kölsch Plated Minivan

This Minivan is going like a bat out of hell. Tires squealin’ and peelin’, corners two wheelin’. Is it the terrorists’ Minivan from “Back to the Future” at the Twin Pines Mall, or was it the Lone Pine Mall?* Maybe it’s a brazen daylight armed bank robbery getaway van...

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