Cranky Reviews

The Other Real MVP

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

The Other Real MVP

Premium Lager

MVP Brewing Co.

4.5% Alcohol

I popped and poured this puppy, an MVP premium, to watch the big game. Without Dallas or Buffalo playing, I didn’t have a horse in the race, but I was hoping the MVP would be Cafferty or Purdy. But we all know the real MVP of the game was Taylor Swift. I must admit, I am a Swift fan, and it didn’t bother me at all that the Swift-cam monitored her every cheer and jeer. The first Superbowl ever that my granddaughters watched! Unfortunately, they were cheering for “Taylor’s team”. As for her next hit song (Travis Kelce) the jury is out on him after his adrenaline crazed screamfest from the championship acceptance podium after the game.

Will Head & Shoulders get rid of these two flakes?

Now when it comes to Mahomes, Farmer Steve hates him. My self I never paid much attention until he started whining about the referees. Then I started seeing those Head & Shoulders commercials with him (Mahomes, not Farmer Steve) and Tiny Troy. Who thinks that kind of crap up anyway, and does a multi-millionaire quarterback (again Mahomes, not Farmer Steve) really need the extra money that badly? *

Then there was the big half time show. I guess the main act didn’t show, so they dragged one of the stadium ushers up to dance around a bit. All the Vegas service people are wannabe performers and this guy could carry a tune and had some fancy duds on, and could shake a leg or two, but he should have sang a couple Beatles songs, something, anything the audience would have recognized.

Despite the outcome of the game not being in my favour, I ended up lucky on two accounts. First of all, I didn’t bet on the game. Nothing ventured, nothing lost.** Second of all, I had an MVP lager to drown my sorrows. It turned out to be the other game MVP. They say this beer is a real game changer. I wish it could have changed the results of last night’s game, but at least it made it more bearable.

Well done MVP

A clear high and light pour, certainly the highlight of the overtime period for me. Bubbly but just like the halftime show, no headliner. A traditional malt bread lager aroma. The taste is a nice easy drinking mild malt lager with some sweet. No hops, no bitters, just a smooth easy drinking lager going down quicker than Wiarton Willie catching a glimpse of his shadow. This brew is a great lager, a real fridge stocker. And they donate 5% of all sales to local sports teams. That’s a win, win in my books, and in my glass.

 

*Editor’s Comment: Mahomes contract with the Kansas City Chiefs is for $45 Million USD a year. His endorsements, which are many, provide an extra $7 Million a year in revenue.

**Editor’s Comment: Another classic saying butchered by our reviewer. “Nothing ventured, nothing gained” dates back to the 14th century and finds its origins in the writings of Chaucer.

Final Rating: A Game Changer for Sure at 17 out of 20

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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