Cranky Reviews

It Is What It Is and What It Is Is Limey

Beer Type

7 to 10

7 to 10

Poor Pours

Rating

It Is What It Is and What It Is Is Limey

Limey Lager

London Born Wines

4.5% Alcohol

What could be more limey than the lads from Liverpool, the fab four.  How about this beer. Past encounters with lime infused  and abused brews yielded COMDB dishonorable mentions. Past encounters with hop stomping wineries have been hit and miss. So this limey lager from London Born Wine seemed to be lined up on the wrong side of the review, and I was ready to throw the offside flag regardless of what Mahomes thought.**

Suggested Pairing

A golden slightly hazy recollection of a pour, and about as much head as a glass of wine. There is some lime in the aroma melding with the mild malt. First taste and it’s certainly limey. Lime and mild malt combine, more lime than your run of the mill corona that’s for sure. And I’ll be gobsmacked, it’s getting limier! Blimey that’s limey. Nothing subtle about these citrus suds. I think the body was ok but the lime finish has no hops, no sweet, no zing, no crisp, nothing but lime and more lime all the time.

It is what it is, and what it is, is Limey. Suggested pairing, a delimer.

*Editor’s Comment: The term “limey” was originally a derogatory term in reference to British sailors and their standard rations of lime or lime juice to prevent scurvy. The term “lime juicers” eventually became limeys as a general reference to all British.

**Editor’s Comment: In a recent football game Kansas City lost to the Buffalo Bills after a touchdown by KC was called back on an offside call. KC’s quarterback Patrick Mahomes thought that it was a travesty that such an exciting play was called back on such a questionable call (in his mind) and he publicly criticized the officiating team. He thought it was unfair to all football fans, although the Buffalo fans, and the other football fans who hate KC or Patrick Mahomes, most likely would not agree with that statement.

Final Rating: A Lime Infused and Abused 10 out of 20

Beer Type

7 to 10

7 to 10

Poor Pours

Rating

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