Cranky Reviews

Can’t Wait Until Midnight

Dark Lager

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

IBU 22

Other Info

Can’t Wait Until Midnight

Midnight on the Grand

Grand River Brewery

5,5% Alcohol

Richard Gere had Julia Roberts after midnight on the grand,* tickling the ivories so to speak. The folks at Grand River Brewing** tell us that this Schwarzbier is just like midnight on the Grand (the river not the piano). With blue herons, and ducks and star gazing. They failed to mention the mosquitoes.*** Regardless of what’s on the water or in the air it certainly sounds serene, sublime, surreal and sumptuous.

On this website we have had midnight making out with the cow, midnight smooth and sweet, midnight skinny dipping and midnight for breakfast. The schwarz has been with us. Let’s see how this brew fits into the grand scheme of things.

Pours black as night, with a few bubbles floating down the river towards Elora. A rrrroasted malt barley arrrroma. Stoutlike, stoutly and stoutsville. It quaffs a watery mouthfeel roasted malt coffee with a sweet disposition of cocoa and vanilla. Definitely a light lager mouthfeel with a milk stout flavour. Quite tasty, sweet but not too sweet. Very easy drinking. A stout like lager or a lager like stout, take your pick. They both work, the schwarz is definitely with this brew. A sweet lager treat.

We have sampled a number of dark lagers, but never have we had one so grand.

*Editor’s Comment: Grand piano that is. In the 1990 movie “Pretty Woman”.

**Editor’s Comment: Grand River Brewing is the beer and cider division of Magnotta Winery.

***Editor’s Comment: That’s understandable, kind of a buzz kill.

Final Rating: It's Grand at 17 out of 20

Dark Lager

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Other Info

IBU 22

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