Cranky Reviews

Too Curious

PB&J Milkshake (Pale Ale)

Beer Type

7 to 10

7 to 10

Poor Pours

Rating

IBU 11

Other Info

Too Curious

Bumper Boat

Something in the Water Brewing Co.

5.4% Alcohol

In school we all contributed equally to the grocery bill, with one exception. When it came to Peanut Butter apparently my consumption far outweighed my contribution * so for me it was BYOPB. Even today my go to comfort food is a peanut butter and grape jelly sandwich. And I’m a card carrying member of the curious club and a big fan of the Something in the Water gang as well. They have had some super suds all stars grace our pages in the past. But a peanut butter and grape jelly milkshake beer seems to be maybe a touch too curious?

And did the SITW marketing team realize that public and high school kids can’t take this beer to school, due to its peanut butter content, eliminating a key market demographic. **

All of this postulating and ruminating are just words on the page, it’s time for a PB&J pour and score.

A reddish purple grape jelly shade of beer, with a dense white bread head. An aroma of peanut butter and grape jelly, why am I not surprised. The taste is peanut butter and jelly, it’s creamy mouthfeel and jelly grape sweet with a dry finish and some aftertaste bitters. It maintains a nutty body with a sweet dry finish as the bitters fade. Part way through a wave of super sweet vanilla starts to show up. It seems like vanilla is late to the party and is playing catchup. I really tried to like this one but it’s all a bit overwhelming and unbalanced with flavours that are not as complementary in a beer as they are on a sandwich.

It is what it says it is, and it tastes like it says it does, and it just doesn’t work for me. I’m a big PB&J fan, but on my bread not in my beer. If I gave out points for creativity this one would get a few, but when it comes to taste this brew will find points hard to come by. Too curious for me.

*Editor’s Comment: I expect that would be the case when it came to beer as well.

**Editor’s Comment: Although our reviewer has once again made a pointless observation, it is true that peanut based products have been banned from schools since the late 90’s to reduce the risk of children with peanut allergies being exposed. This would mean the Gen Z demographic and after may well have ate less peanut butter than previous generations and may have a less nostalgic attraction to a peanut butter and jelly beer. Or not.

Final Rating: A Too Curious 9 out of 20

PB&J Milkshake (Pale Ale)

Beer Type

7 to 10

7 to 10

Poor Pours

Rating

Other Info

IBU 11

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