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Vanilla Chilla or Gorilla?

Vanilla Stout

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11 to 14

11 to 14

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Vanilla Chilla or Gorilla?

Vanilla Stout

MacLean's Ales

5.6% Alcohol

First game of the cup final and it’s Vegas baby, and the house always wins. The Department of Morality has the AC cranked, and my basement lazy boy and big screen is in a deep freeze, so I have the faux fire blazing. Summertime hockey, so why not a by the fire chillin’ and swillin’ stout in June too. Don’t mind if I do. The only full-size stout in my entertainment center (the beer fridge) is a Maclean’s Vanilla.

On the can they tell us “Listen. You’re not going to get through life on good looks alone. You need a special something….” and I get this strange feeling like they are talking to me directly, other than the good looks part. So, a special something it is, and I am hoping for a chilla vanilla, not a gorilla vanilla. Lucky for me it’s a Maclean’s because they seem to be adept at the subtle art of subtle flavourings.

This brew pours darker than Kayne’s fantasy.* A vanilla fudge** (the candy not the band) aroma, all chilla, so far so good. It tastes of a mild vanilla body, they got that flavouring just right. Well done. It has a creamy mouthfeel, a bit of fudge and an espresso finish. Lots of flavour happening here. The just right vanilla is followed by a full wake up and smell the beans coffee finish, which upsets the balancing act. A slightly harsh “café no lait” finish that mellowed a bit as it warmed. A slow slider body followed by a blazing fastball closer. And I’m out in left field again.

 

*Editor’s Comment: “Dark Fantasy” is a 2010 song by Kanye West from his album “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy”. The spoken opening to the song is by Nicki Minaj.

**Editor’s Comment: Vanilla Fudge is a 1967-70 psychedelic rock band. Originally known as The Pigeons, when they were signed to Atlantic Records they were told they had to change their name. The name Vanilla Fudge was suggested “like white soul music”. When Led Zeppelin first came to the States they opened for Vanilla Fudge. How would you like to follow that opening act?

***Editor’s Comment: Madonna’s 1989 song “Express Yourself” was from her 4th studio album “Like a Prayer”.

Final Rating: Espresso Yourself*** at 14 out of 20

Vanilla Stout

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

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