Cranky Reviews

You Want Chocolate, You Got It!

Chocolate Imperial Nitro Stout

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

You Want Chocolate, You Got It!

Chocolate Imperial Nitro Stout

Cowbell Brewing Co.

9.5% Alcohol

If you’re thinking of buying some chocolates for the missus this Valentine’s Day, a little friendly advice. Shop early, because I expect this Cowbell special is going to create a chocolate shortage in this part of the world. This one is a loco cocoa imperial storm trooper of a brew. More chocolate in this one than on a Willy Wonka production line a week before Easter. *

Cowbell’s nitro stout was no pop or a pffft, just a little poof. So this one was under a lot of pressure to deliver. The result, a pop loud enough to wake a cranky old man with his hearing aids sitting on the counter. A loud and proud, stand out in the crowd, kinda pop. And a bottom’s up widget pour hard pour that was all that and more. 404mL in the tall can meant a 69 mL widget. Coincidence? Of course it was, what were you thinking?

A beauty nitro presentation. A double dark dark chocolate pour with a creamy tan dense foam atop. A crème de cacao Baileys aroma. The taste is chocolate on chocolate with a dash of cocoa and a milk chocolate finish. A nitro creamy mouthfeel which I think saved the day on this one. Despite its 9.5% ABV the strength is in the flavour, it’s not at all boozy. Big swig lovers beware, I attempted a big swig, which may have been an early tactical error on my part. It is an imperial sipping small swigger after all. Maximum flavour, it’s not really boozy but definitely a stout on steroids. About as creamy and chocolaty an imperial as you can get.

What I liked about it was how the nitro creamy balanced things out and made it an approachable imperial. Definitely a chocolate lover’s libation.

*Editor’s Comment: Although the exact production volume of Willy Wonka’s factory was never specified in the books or the movies, in the book it was stated that there was enough chocolate in the river alone to “fill every bathtub in the entire country, and all the swimming pools too.” In the 2005 Tim Burton movie 245,000 gallons of fake chocolate (water, thickeners and chocolate powder) was used to create the river and waterfall.

Final Rating: Imperial and Super at 15 out of 20

Chocolate Imperial Nitro Stout

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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