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Stay Thirsty My Friends

Stay Thirsty My Friends

I heard about this hotel that hands you a beer with your room key, so of course I had to check in to it. And sure enough I was handed a nice chilly bottle of Dos Equis Especial Lager por favor and mucho gracias. Brewed since 1897 from the Montezuma Brewery*. They even...

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A Rad Hog

A Rad Hog

Rad* used to be what we hung our wet winter clothes over to get them dry. Now I guess rad means cool or super.  Pig also has taken on a few slang meanings which I won’t go into here, but in this case it refers to Clark the Pig, the mascot of Thornbury Crafts and local...

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Free Beer, Tomorrow

Free Beer, Tomorrow

Monty’s* commemorative brew is from Tomorrow Brew Co., their old name was Old Tomorrow**, but now they are looking to the future. A dark golden approaching amber pour, with a slim trim head. A definite hint of rye in the aroma, and a touch of vanilla, both masking any...

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The COMDB Visitor’s Guide to Fenelon Falls

The COMDB Visitor’s Guide to Fenelon Falls

Here are the top 5 things to do when visiting Fenelon Falls. 5. Hike to the Fenelon Falls and have a beer after. 4. Let the missus visit the various antique shops and boutiques while you have a beer. 3. Go to the farmer’s market and buy something that goes well with...

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Whack a Sour Mole

Whack a Sour Mole

Drinking Sours for me is like playing that old game of Whack a Mole at the fair. Very much hit and miss. When it comes to Sours. just like Clint I have had to deal with the good, the bad and the ugly. Shout out to Humbert who asked for more reviews of Sours, as...

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Rye Hopped

Rye Hopped

My travels recently took me to Ottawa where I had a chance to drop in to Whiprsnapr Brewing Co. This is a cozy spot where the folks are clearly passionate about their beer and take pride in producing some very tasty bevies. The Fresh Hop Rye Pale Ale is a great sample...

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Strong Head Winds

Strong Head Winds

Bob Seger is still runnin’ against the wind, while Bob Dylan is looking for the answer there and Elton John couldn’t hold a candle to it. Ian Tyson had to deal with four strong ones, but tonight I am only quaffing one. A Windswept Clavie that is, right from...

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The Zodiac’s Round

The Zodiac’s Round

Lots to unravel here. I asked the COMDB translation department about the name “Omnipollo”*, assuming it was Swedish since the group originated there. They tell me that is not the case and in fact the name originates from the English word omnipotence and the Spanish...

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Carlsberg is in a Hurry

Carlsberg is in a Hurry

Not the pallet cleansing green Carlsberg I am used to. This brew is a little malty, with maybe a hint of Mcintosh taffy. A good fall beer after pulling down a tree*. A little bitter with some caramel hints. On the can it has Rush 9 and the fans chanting to the Beatles...

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The Cure for Nyctocervisiaphobia

The Cure for Nyctocervisiaphobia

Sidney Sheldon asks us if we are afraid of the dark? Robert Cray implores us not to be.* If you suffer from nyctophobia**, that would be fear of the dark, I can’t help you there. But if you are a nyctocervisiaphobia*** sufferer, that would be fear of dark beer, I have...

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