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Never Say Never

Never Say Never

Maybe this should be called crazy old men drinking beer because after my last sour, and souring, experience I said never again. But here I am sampling a sour and thinking to myself never say never, again. But while sharing my first sour disaster with the province’s...

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Bubbles Galore

Bubbles Galore

Starting off our arm chair tour of the East coast with this Island brew and it’s 5 o’clock somewhere. Wait a minute, it’s 5 o’clock here. Beer me. Flying solo on a wing and a prayer and a Gahan 1772 tall ship full of Scottish settlers*. Maybe my ship has come in? The...

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Hitting the Refresh Button?

Hitting the Refresh Button?

      Just how refreshing is Brock Street? Some say it is the most refreshing street in Canada, that some being Brock Street Brewery from their downtown Whitby* locale of “Historic Brock Street Est. 1855”. Will this be a refreshing red or a red flag? ...

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Oh No, It’s The Jealous Mistress

Oh No, It’s The Jealous Mistress

I’m watching the Blue Jays and quaffing a pint, and the Department of Morality asks what I am up to and I tell her “ I am watching the game and having a Jealous Mistress.” Next thing I know the missus is taking the can away, with a stern look of disapproval at my poor...

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The Wrong Song

The Wrong Song

My Nephew brought me a new beer from the east coast. I know, I know, what a great family! The name of this brew is "Tiny Dancer" from 2 Crows Brewing and is advertised as a "Hoppy Belgian Table Beer". I have to say that is a promising start and Tiny Dancer * is one of...

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Make Mine a Double

Make Mine a Double

I had the pleasure of lunching at Bench Brewery a few weeks ago and picked up this Hopster Double IPA there. Bench has a big facility, a very nice dining area, and rows upon rows of hops. This particular brew uses their own Centennial hops as well as Idaho7, Citra and...

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Something Wicked This Way Comes*

Something Wicked This Way Comes*

Not just easy and not just wicked, its wicked easy dude, because according to Sam Adams easy drinking wasn’t good enough for him. And not Wicked Awesome, but Wicked Easy. And we all know there is no rest for the wicked**, or beer reviewers for that matter. The word...

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An Angel

An Angel

Angelic** is an apt name for this beer. There is a picture of one on the can and there is more inside the can. There is a surprising hoppiness in the initial sip and it is followed by a great citrus flavour. A smooth finish completes the quaff. This is a great beer...

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A Taste of Honey

A Taste of Honey

Time to spin some vinyl on the old turntable, perhaps it’s Van the Man playing Tupelo Honey* while I sample this brew. Or maybe it’s the Beatles covering and adding lyrics to the Herb Alpert classic “A Taste of Honey”?** Or maybe it’s more Beatles with “Honey Pie” or...

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Chill and Swill at Will

Chill and Swill at Will

On the BBQ deck and this patio is licensed. The grillmaster (to be clear, that’s me) is in need of hydration of the malt and barley variety. An Original Lager from Shawn and Ed might just check that box. After my last poor pour I am taking no chances and drinking...

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