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I’m Juiced

I’m Juiced

I am. I’m juiced about this new double from Sawdust City. First off, I love me a nice juicy peach, fresh picked from the grocery store shelf, or off a highway side fruit stand, or even off the tree would do. I also quite enjoy a good juicy IPA on the double. And who...

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Endless Festing

Endless Festing

An endless summer sure sounds swell, but for us COM an endless Oktoberfest is hard to beat.* It’s also hard on the liver. Ok, so not exactly endless, but a little Oktoberfest in November is good for the soul. Breakwall has whipped up a Marzen for some better late than...

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Day Lite

Day Lite

At the big Ontario Craft Brewers conference and attending talks and sessions but once my thirst for knowledge was slaked it was time to head for the bar so the bartender could tend to my other thirst. And a grand thirst it was, so I selected a Royal City brew to see...

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Ginger Ale

Ginger Ale

End of summer, bummer. As Joni used to say “summertime is falling down and winter is closing in”. Maybe the Beach Boys envisaged an endless summer but the Guess Who had Winter all year long. *  The boys of summer are done and the other day I was in fits with the...

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Rain Maker Reigns

Rain Maker Reigns

At the big Ontario Craft Brewers conference and you would think at a big beer event like this there would be a coffee stout break. There was lots of coffee they made the old fashion way, they urned it. * But without a doubt there was no stout about. I spied a Second...

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The Rabble was Roused

The Rabble was Roused

Day 2 at the Ontario Craft Brewers conference and right out of the gate, Jake Karls takes the cake, or the chocolate squares at least * After a sociable or two the evening before some of the crowd were singing The Orange Juice Blues ** but he roused the rabble with a...

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This Stonehooker is Ship Shape

This Stonehooker is Ship Shape

At the Ontario Craft Brewers big beer conference and the taps open at 10AM, about the time I’m usually having my second cup of coffee, and Farmer Steve is having his second pot. You would have to cross the Atlantic to find that special 5 o’clock somewhere spot at 10AM...

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Admiring L’Amiral

Admiring L’Amiral

Another Frontibus in front of us, right from the Gaspe coast to my end table coaster. Our COMDB Translation Department made quick work of this one. L’Amiral is “The Admiral” in English. Now if you’re thinking about Horatio Nelson or that old joke about the “rear”...

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Ding Dong Avon Calling

Ding Dong Avon Calling

Is Avon selling beer door to door now? * No, it’s not the Avon Lady pressing that perfectly painted perfumed pointing finger on your doorbell peddling a new product. It’s The Avon Ale, from those crafters of curious crafts, the Something in the Water crew. What the...

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Paradise Found, in My Beer Fridge of All Places!

Paradise Found, in My Beer Fridge of All Places!

This isn’t the first pint of paradise we have partaken in. We found Paradise Lost and sampled Newfoundland’s provincial bird,* the Space Puffin straight out of Paradise NL.  This Clifford pint of paradise is artificial, and that’s official, but not superficial. We...

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