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Juiciest

Juiciest

On the farm everything is pretty down to earth. * You don’t give your livestock pretty names, a gelding is a gelding, no dickin’ around. So, it’s no surprise that the Anderson clan down on the homestead have some straightforward brew names. There was their cream ale,...

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A Near North Star

A Near North Star

The word North is like the word Mother-in-law. No, not icy and cold, what I mean is it’s a relative term. If you live in the US of Eh, then Canada is the Great White North. 80% of Canadians would call anything North of Winnipeg the boondocks. * I’ve worked in the...

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Don’t Miss the Train

Don’t Miss the Train

21 Pilots tell us that they aren’t just graffiti on a passing train, but this beer is. I tried to listen to the song from the beer can, * but the damn singer talks so fast I couldn’t get an ear in edge wise. I guess it’s one of them modern new-fangled hip-hop rap...

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Tahiti Wheat Treat

Tahiti Wheat Treat

After doing some research I have determined that the moon one sees when in Tahiti is exactly the same moon I see from my backyard. The difference depends on the different vantage point on the Earth, and the number of rum drinks that you’ve had on the beach that day. *...

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Godspeed Attained

Godspeed Attained

COMDB Safety Share! When exiting a cab at 147 Danforth Avenue, Toronto, Canada (The Danforth Music Hall) to see Cristone “Kingfish” Ingram, be aware that you are actually  exiting not onto the sidewalk but directly into a bike lane where it is quite possible that some...

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Augusta in October

Augusta in October

The name Augusta may hold special significance to you if you’re a golfer or a Roman Empress. * For anyone that has golfed with me it is quite clear I am not the former. And I have never cross dressed at a Toga party so that eliminates the latter. But if you are from...

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Loch and Loaded

Loch and Loaded

From a teeter totter to hop scotch, * but it’s not all fun and games at COMDB. It’s time for some serious Scottish suds sampling as we make an armchair journey from the Great Lakes to one of the great lochs, Loch Lomond. We’ve had the pleasure of pouring and scoring a...

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Sweeter Totter

Sweeter Totter

The teeter totter, the yin and yang of the playground. I don’t remember my childhood experiences with the teeter totter having anything to do with a fine balance, quite the opposite in fact. The lighter yin participant stranded in space until the yang participant...

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Extra Bitter? Yes

Extra Bitter? Yes

An extra special bitter is an English style pale ale, trying to do the classic balancing act between malt sweet and hoppy bitterness. Here at COMDB we have quaffed a few ESB, and the genre in general has not been all that special in our eyes, or glasses. * The...

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Road Worthy

Road Worthy

Sal and Dean lived life large on the road. Wyatt and Billy’s cross border chopper hop started and ended on the road, literally. Anthony (Man) and Pedro were rollin’ on down the road, high times on the highway. And Otter and Boon’s response to their frat house demise...

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