Cranky Reviews

Cold IPA? I Hope So.

Cold IPA

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Cold IPA? I Hope So.

Single Friend

Refined Fool Brewing Co.

7% Alcohol

For some reason, the bell bottomed biker on the beer can, our single friend and one eyed Jack* riding through the streets on his slow-ped mo-ped with a keg precariously balanced on the passenger seat, reminds me of an earlier version of Chicken Man, peddling his bike with a chicken in the carrier. Why? I don’t know why. Do I have to explain everything?

Refined Fool tells us that “this cold-filtered and lagered stag rides alone.”  This gives us a bit of a window into what a Cold IPA is. When you first heard the term Cold IPA (Quantum Hugs for me) you may have been thinking exactly what I was thinking “but all my IPAs are frosty cold right out of the beer fridge and poured into a chilled glass”. Of course, you may not have been thinking that either but that’s not the point. The point is that a Cold IPA has nothing to do with the frostiness of the pint you are about to quaff. What the brewers tell us is that this new beer style attempts to bridge the gap between hazy/juicy IPAs and crisp session-able lagers. So does our single lone wolf friend** (flashback to the 2009 movie The Hangover) make the grade?

A golden slightly hazy pour with a nice white foam mullet. I think some frosting on top of a high ABV brew is a good sign. The aroma is mild hops and fruit. This chilled IPA has some malt in the background with a grapefruit body and grapefruit bitter on the finish. A mellow body with a nice mouthfeel, the mild hoppy grapefruit finish hung in there like dice from my rearview mirror. This 7 percenter is on the verge of boozy but the mellow body keeps the boozy at bay. This is a mellow easy drinking IPA, mild from start to finish. A Cold IPA is a bit confusing if you are expecting a traditional IPA but you can see the effect*** the lagering has. Good beer.

*Editor’s Comment: There are actually two one-eyed Jacks in a deck of cards, the Jack of Spades and the Jack of hearts, so perhaps not the best way to describe a single friend. Oh, I get it, one-eyed Jack because of the eye patch. Right.

**Editor’s Comment: Zach Galifinakas’ wolf pack speech from The Hangover “ I'd like to… I'd like to say something, I’ve prepared. Tonight. Hello. How about that ride in? I guess that’s why they call it Sin City. Ha ha. You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home I knew he was one of my own! And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there were, there were two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone in the wolf pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought “wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, In Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast.”

***Editor’s Comment: RAVEN. “Remember Affect is a Verb, Effect is a Noun.”

Final Rating: Our Single Friend is a Mellow Fellow at 15 out of 20

Cold IPA

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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