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How Come an Umlaut Doesn’t Have an Umlaut?

Kölsch -Style Lagered Ale

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

IBU 15

Other Info

How Come an Umlaut Doesn’t Have an Umlaut?

Kölsch -Style Lagered Ale

Catapult Brewing Co.

5.7% Alcohol

My old buddy JT participated in dry February. * The first 27 days were hell but I’m guessing at midnight on the 28th he probably popped a top and proposed a toast “Thank god it’s not a leap year”. Last night we toasted to a Damp March with a couple of cold craft Kölsch, an umlaut inspired round.

I got thinking about that umlaut and where I had seen it before. How about röck and röll.  Blue Öyster Cult** has one, as well as some other bands that aspired to be them, such as Motörhead, Mötley Crüe, and Queensrÿche. Apparently, it does have a purpose, but in the case of these bands, it is there just to look cool.

We have reviewed a few Kölsch, umlaut and sans umlaut, including a purple one, a peachy one, a half cut followed by a cut above (which was a cut above), one by the lakeside and one by the country side. This brew from Catapult is a Kölsch style lagered ale. Seems like a fusion of tastes and styles and I am anticipating a complex craft.

Golden with a slight haze to it, a less than heady pour. An aroma of mild malt with a touch of fruit? Funky, with an emphasis on the “fun” I hope.  Much like the aroma, it’s a funky mix of malt and fruit, as complex as it’s name would suggest. I am withholding a verdict until I collect more evidence, but I don’t have a case, just a can. An odd combo, it has it’s moments and tends to grow on you but so does ear hair. My mind remains intact.***

An interesting, smooth Kölsch, not harsh or bitter, but with the fruit and malt competing at times. Different, not a cut above, perhaps a cut in between?

*Editor’s Comment: Dry February in Canada is all about not consuming alcohol for the month and getting sponsors on board to raise money to fight cancer. It used to be that if you got a sponsor for going dry it was from AA. You can be sure it wasn’t the beer companies that came up with the idea of a dry month. It started as dry January in the UK but someone in Canada must have added up the days of the month and figured that February was challenging but achievable.

**Editor’s Comment: The band was originally called Soft White Underbelly, after a quote from Winston Churchill referring to Italy during World War II. The name Blue Öyster Cult comes from a poem by the band manager Sandy Pearlman. In the poem, the name refers to a group of aliens who assembled to secretly guide Earth's history. Seems to align well with the title of their live album “On Your Feet or On Your Knees”, one of the best rock live albums out there.

***Editor’s Comment: An opinion rather than a fact, with plenty of evidence to the contrary.

Final Rating: A Cut In Between at 13 out of 20

Kölsch -Style Lagered Ale

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

Other Info

IBU 15

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