Cranky Reviews

A Cut Above

Kölsch Inspired

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

A Cut Above

Clean Cut

Beyond the Pale Brewing

5% Alcohol

When I think of beer maybe I think of Half Cut, but not surprisingly my first thought isn’t clean cut.

Whistlin’ Their Way Home

When it comes to clean cut I picture the opening of The Andy Griffith Show*, Andy and Opie, Father and son residents of Mayberry North Carolina, walking home down a country lane, coming back from the ol’ fishin’ hole with fishing rods in hand. Andy whistling along to the theme song **, while Aunt Bee busied herself making pies. Created by perhaps one of the least clean cut industries and locales of the day, that being Hollywood.

This “Kölsch Inspired” brew is honouring the Kölsch-Konvention of 1985 which decrees that if a beer is not from Cologne (Köln) Germany or made by a brewer within the Köln Kölsch-Konvention (an alliterative appellation adjudication), it cannot be called a Kölsch.  We have had other brews honour or circumvent this in different ways. How about a topless “o”, that’s right, Kolsch sans umulat. Occasionally we will run into one that is un-konventional and just says the hell with it and calls itself a Kölsch despite being brewed in Picton.

This Beyond the Pale inspired by Kölsch brew pours pale, golden, and clear as clear can be. A super clear pour, and a super, clear pour. A bread malt aroma, maybe a bit grainy? The first cut is mild malt with some grainy and slight bitters, no real aftertaste to speak of so I won’t.** Oh oh, bottom of the bag of chips plus bottom of the jar of dip makes for a messy snack. But the tasting must go on. This brew evolves into a nice pale easy drinking ale, or is it lager, the bitters gone and the refreshing stayed.  A touch of sweet lager like shows up in the finish occasionally, with a sometimes crisp finish alternating between a pils and a lager. Text book Kölsch.  Easy as the day is long. This clean cut is a cut above.

 

*Editor’s Comment: The Andy Griffith Show ran for 8 seasons from 1960 to 1968, with most of the shows in black and white. Andy Griffith was a well-established actor of stage and screen at the time and played the lead role of the widowed sheriff raising his only son Opie, played by Ron Howard. Don Knotts stole the show and won 5 Emmys for his role as the inept deputy Barney Fife.

**Editor’s Comment: Anyone who remembers the show will remember the whistling theme song. It had a title, The Fishin’ Hole. The tune was written by longterm TV and movie composer Earl Hagen who also whistled the song. The lyrics were never sang on the show but there were lyrics, written by Everett Sloane, a Hollywood actor who eventually played a part on an episode of the series that ditched his lyrics for the theme. Griffith was also an accomplished singer and in 1961 recorded an album singing the lyrics to the song.

***Editor’s Comment: Just did.

Final Rating: An Inspired Kölsch at 16 out of 20

Kölsch Inspired

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

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