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I Never Promised You a Beer Garden

German Style Lager

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

I Never Promised You a Beer Garden

Bier Garden

Canvas Brewing Co.

5.1% Alcohol

As far as gardening goes, don’t call on me to buff the begonias or pot the petunias, my thumbs are a boring and typical flesh colour, no green opposable digits here. But when it comes to Oktoberfest I have no problem planting myself in a beer garden for an evening. I remember Lynn Anderson’s famous Oktoberfest song. “I beg your pardon, I never promised you a beer garden, along with the great steins, you end up with the dregs sometimes.”*

Lynn sure hit the nail on the head, and that’s the public service that COMDB provide, differentiating the super suds from those dastardly dregs. We started out our prolonged Muskoka Oktoberfest weekend with a tasty cure to sober October, then ran into a misanthrope maple amber. A fun-loving hyper-hyphenated IPA was followed by a sanguine and serious Sunday Tripel and now it seems fitting to finish with a Muskoka based Canvas Bier Garden,

This fester has a golden clear pour, with a dusting of a bright white fall frost to blow off.  A light basic malt aroma, no surprises. Fiest taste is malt watery, it is easy drinking, with a touch of contrary graininess. A bit of lager sweet sneaking in. A basic European lager for two thirds of the quaff.  But as it warmed the graininess gave away to a somewhat acerbic bitter finish, as unwelcome as a beer mooching neighbour.

Lesson learned, keep this beer ice cold and drink it fast.

*Editor’s Comment: “Rose Garden” is a 1967 hit song written by Joe South and most famously recorded by Lynn Anderson. Once again our reviewer has lifted the lyrics from his butcher’s block. “I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden, Along with the sunshine, there’s gotta be a little rain sometimes.”

Final Rating: Two Thirds of a Super Suds at 12 out of 20

German Style Lager

Beer Type

11 to 14

11 to 14

Honourable Mentions

Rating

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