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Happy International Beer Day from Mount Urpin

Happy International Beer Day from Mount Urpin

Happy International Beer Day from Mount Urpin. * Ok, maybe I’m a day late and a dollar short but what the hell. Being a day or two late for our anniversary didn’t stop me from taking the missus out to a nice romantic dinner at the local brewery, now did it. The way I...

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No NO Bear? NOB Has Gone Wild

No NO Bear? NOB Has Gone Wild

So what’s new at New Ontario Brewing? Well to start with New Ontario isn’t new and isn’t New Ontario anymore either. What is new is a new name, Wildwoods Brewing.* I made a visit and inquired as to what brought on this name change, because I thought New Ontario had a...

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Mad Dad Ain’t Bad

Mad Dad Ain’t Bad

In an appeal to road warriors and RV enthusiasts everywhere, Muskoka Brewers tell us that “home is where you park it”. Hopefully that’s where your hat is hanging too. The spontaneous and destination unknown road trip they describe sounds more like jumping bail or a...

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Keeping It Real on Moosehead Mountain

Keeping It Real on Moosehead Mountain

For an exhilarating evening activity I thought I would do some deck chair climbing of Moosehead mountain. This Alpine pint is a legacy lager, the original Oland brew,* a 1937 throwback and I'm going to throw one back tonight. I was half baked by the sun all day and...

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Making Waves

Making Waves

Kawartha Lakes is making waves. But no need to worry.  We aren’t talking tsunami size or even tidal for that matter. By the way, why do they call those gigantic waves "tidal"?* Ever watched the tide come in? If the tide is supposed to be making waves it's doing a piss...

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Lazy Beer

Lazy Beer

Deep Purple and Bruno Mars both agreed that if you’re lazy you just stay in bed.* Farmer Steve is on his third cup of joe before most of us hit the snooze button the first time, “them ol’ Bessies ain’t goin’ to milk themselves “ he tells us. But when it comes to bears...

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That’s Some Porcine Pint

That’s Some Porcine Pint

To quote the immortal writings of E.B.White in reference to her famous porcine provacteur, “That’s some pig”.* After saying that I’m not sure what the pig on the can or the beer monging bacon bronco buster at the porker rodeo have to do with this beer. Kame &...

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Beer Hug Shrug

Beer Hug Shrug

In addition to the tasty beer, another thing I love about craft brewers is the name game. Fearless and fun names like Long Dark Voyage to Uranus, Gedit D’faKenya,  or Juiced AF  come to mind. Today I am reviewing a Goose Island " Beer Hug".  I thought my puns were...

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A Helles of a Beer

A Helles of a Beer

At the lake, address 007, license to chill. Me and Blue Rodeo lost together.* Enjoying a chill swill, the Helles you say, and I confirm. 2/3 of the way through my brew, I receive an emergency directive from the Department of Morality. It appears our buffalo breathed...

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