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The One Thing We Know is That There Is No Way of Knowing

Spring Saison

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

IBU 15

Other Info

The One Thing We Know is That There Is No Way of Knowing

There's No Way of Knowing

Sawdust City Brewing Co.

6.2% Alcohol

“It just goes to show ya. It’s always something. If it’s not one thing, it’s another.”

According to Sawdust City this is the season of the Saison, and this beer is the Saison of the season. As in spring. They also feel there is no way of knowing what comes next so we might just as well seize the day and smell the roses, and expound other trite clichés that motivate us to make the most of what is the first day of the rest of our lives. There may well be no way of knowing, perhaps that’s what Donald Rumsfeld was trying to tell us about those unknown unknowns? * But what do I know? Another authority on the subject, Rosanne Roseannadanna reminded us that even though we may not know, you can be sure “It’s always something”.**

The picture on the can shows a single spring in his step celebratory (maybe celibate as well) unicorn cavorting in the springtime flowers and showers. There’s no way of knowing for sure, but we can assume this is just before Noah set sail. One thing we do know, If you’re single you don’t get a seat (or a stall?) on the Ark. ***

This spritely Saison started out with a fulsome froth, head springs eternal. Malt and citrus with spices, the aroma of a citrusy Saison.  The taste is definitely lemon citrus and then they spice it up with pepper. Is pepper the seasoning of the season? It is a unique and quite tasty combo, it sounds strange but it all works in some sort of alternate universe of a lemon pepper loving world? .Consistent and balanced, a refreshing difference, You can’t really tell it’s a higher ABV.

Oddly enough not the first lemon pepper combo that I’ve tried. But it is the first one I enjoyed, and that I know.

*Editor’s Comment: In 2002 Donald Rumsfeld, US Secretary of Defense, gave his famous, or infamous, known-unknown speech. It was in response to a question about the lack of evidence linking the government of Iraq with the supply of weapons of mass destruction to terrorist groups. The known-unknown concept he presented pre-dates Rumsfeld and was originally proposed by Luff and Ingham in 1955, two American psychologists who called it the Johari window.

**Editor’s Comments: Rosanne Roseannadanna was a character created and performed by Gilda Radner on Saturday Night Live. "It just goes to show ya. It's always something. If it's not one thing, it's another."

***Editor’s Comment: According to Shel Silverstein, composer of the Irish Rover’s 1962 hit “The Unicorn Song” , God had explicitly told Noah not to forget the unicorns. However, while Noah was loading the boat, the unicorns were “playing silly games” and wouldn’t come. So the waters came down and floated them away and that’s why sure as you’re born, you’re never gonna see no unicorn.

Final Rating: The Saison of the Season at 15 out of 20

Spring Saison

Beer Type

15 to 20

15 to 20

Super Suds

Rating

Other Info

IBU 15

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