Rants / Articles

I wrote this in 2022, but unfortunately no revisions were required in 2023 or 2024.

Our marketing department (JT) suggested we get a celebrity spokesperson to promote our website and brand. All us cranky old men were on board. We reminisced about OJ and Hertz (accused of murder but never convicted) or Bill Cosby and Jello (BYOB to Bill's parties) or...

I was in a hurry the other day driving back from the cottage but I was in dire need of my first caffeine based refreshment of the day. The logical answer: Timmie’s drive thru. A small regular and a plain old should only delay my trip by a few minutes, right? Of...

Back in our day, we didn’t have indoor rinks, we skated outside all day until we lost feeling in our toes, feet, legs and other extremities that will remain unmentioned (umentionables). All frost bite meant was it was time to go home for dinner. We didn’t have...