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A Review with Panache (not panaché)

A Review with Panache (not panaché)

Panache, sounds foreign to me. The COMDB translation department were already on the case. Once they finished their 24 they got right into translating this beer’s name. Of course “panache” is an English word too, meaning flamboyant confidence of style or manner....

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Summertime Suds For Sure

Summertime Suds For Sure

Summertime*, and the livin’ is easy, and this Golden Beach pale ale from Sawdust City is all about summertime. They say they “have tried their darndest to put the best of summer into each can.” Well gosh darn I hope it tastes as good as they say. It pours as yellow as...

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Sinister Minister, Save One for Me

Sinister Minister, Save One for Me

Today’s BBQ and beer is fire and Brimstone, Niagara based Brimstone Brewing and their Sinister Minister that is. Looks like it’s the saved that’s needin’ the savin’ this time*. If you want to tell me how great a frosty cold IPA is on a hot summer day slaving over the...

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Yabadabbadoo, It’s Quittin’ Time

Yabadabbadoo, It’s Quittin’ Time

it’s quittin’ time *. I have vivid memories of the Slate Quarry supervisor pulling the tail of some pre-historic parrot, and Fred Flintstone yelling yabba dabba doo* and sliding down the tail of his quarry crane dinosaur and hot footing his way home. I don’t think...

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A Pyrotechnic Pint of IPA Perhaps?

A Pyrotechnic Pint of IPA Perhaps?

The roman candle* of fireworks fame, a cascade of awe inspiring balls of fire and flame shooting into the air. Sounds like a Kiss concert**. Fireworks have been used for many years to celebrate, and also to represent sex in old movies. How about Jerry Lee Lewis***...

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Hazy Days Again

Hazy Days Again

It looks like a hazy day on the farm. And we all know what follows a hot hazy day. A thirsty night, of course. It would seem to me that a juicy IPA might be just the row to hoe when it comes to partaking in a pint after such a day on the farm, or elsewhere for that...

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Tune in to the South Channel

Tune in to the South Channel

For those of you who think the South Channel is a TV station that features Nascar, Jeff Foxworthy, and Trisha Yearwood’s cooking show, you stand corrected. This South Channel refers to a body of water in Georgian Bay near Parry Sound, not coincidentally home to...

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Anticipation

Anticipation

It was a very humid summer day and the anticipation of the Lemon Wheat beer was incredibly high. Lemon and beer are a great combination for a hot summer’s day. When I was a young boy, I’d take my Saturday morning allowance and head to the local neighbourhood store to...

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Dazed in a Haze,  Often

Dazed in a Haze, Often

I am no marketing expert that’s for sure, but Farmer Steve knows a thing or two about marketing, I mean those rutabagas don’t sell themselves do they. I am going to have to ask him about what’s going on with this brew. At first I thought I was into another...

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A Brewery for Every 4,000 Citizens

A Brewery for Every 4,000 Citizens

Someone asked me the other day if I had done the Collingwood brewery tour. A brewery tour of Collingwood, a ski village 20,000 strong? Just how many breweries could a small town like Collingwood have? Then I got to thinking about all the reviews we have done on The...

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