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A Golden Ale called, wait for it…………… Golden Ale

A Golden Ale called, wait for it…………… Golden Ale

My old buddy Fonger got all excited when he heard I was reviewing sweet grass. I guess he was thinking of something other than this golden ale. Maybe he was thinking of Sweet Leaf (you introduced me to my mind) from the golden age of grass and his rocking the Black...

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Big Rock Bock

Big Rock Bock

Another brew of the month club selection from Big Rock. They can talk the talk but can they rock the bock? Helles in German means pale, so is this a pale bock. They call it a Bock Lager when in fact aren’t all bocks lagers?   They tell us the “the Devil is in the...

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An Arts & Crafts Session

An Arts & Crafts Session

I gave Collective Arts a tune up a while ago for not featuring more Canadian artists on their cans. This one is from Montreal so it looks like they heard me. Consumer activism in action! Danica Olders from Montreal is doing her best Picasso interpretation, I think?...

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Subtly It’s Impressive

Subtly It’s Impressive

I'll pass on the flowery introductions to this beer like some of my cohorts like to put in.* This beer has a definite citrusy hit on the first sip. Followed by a nice backbone of subtle maltiness. Nice. Refreshing, not over the top. Just a nice tasting beer. Subtlety...

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Weird or what?

Weird or what?

I had an opportunity to attend a private tasting of an up and coming London Brewer, Weirdo Brothers Brewing, or WBB for short. Now I know "private function" sounds a bit fancy, but this was beer tasting so sign me up  for that. The "brothers" are a very down-to-earth...

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Greetings from Belgium: A Bruges by Bracebridge Brew

Greetings from Belgium: A Bruges by Bracebridge Brew

Did you know that Belgium can do more than waffles and chocolate and claim to be where Dr. Evil *was raised? I didn’t, but apparently there are over 1200 types of beer brewed in the country which equates to a different type of beer for every 25.57 square kilometers of...

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The Steaks are High

The Steaks are High

The Department of Morality (the missus) hands me a couple packages of steak for the BBQ. I look at the price and ask her if she really wants me to sear these suckers, she usually doesn’t trust me with such a prime cut. She tells me she is busy and I have to. How would...

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Aurora Borealis in a Glass

Aurora Borealis in a Glass

North meets South. Norwegian hops meet New Zealand hops. As far as North of New Zealand goes, that narrows it down to 192 countries and everyone in the world except for some penguins freezing their asses off in Antarctica*. The can depicts what I think are the...

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How Cool Is This?

How Cool Is This?

Due to my keen deductive reasoning (spidey sense), and since this is an Italian style pilsner, I surmised that the word Figo is Italian and it turns out I am correct. Apparently Figo is Italian for “cool”.* My Figo poured clear and light golden with wisps of white...

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Party Sharks Rule!

Party Sharks Rule!

With a brew at the BBQ, burning burgers for the brood. Following the  COMDB Guide to the Fine Art of BBQ which tells us that well done is well done, I am crisping these patties while partaking in a pint. Now that I have that flurry of fine and fitting alliterations...

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