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In a Word, Thank You

In a Word, Thank You

I need to have a word with the CB art director. The can has a picture of a giant astronaut riding a whale. For me this is Surreal,* not sublime. Sublime** would be an astronaut floating through space, tethered of course, with a sky full of stars. Terror would be that...

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Sun Spray

Sun Spray

Had to rinse off after cracking this one*, but before pouring it of course. Good carbonation that’s for sure. They must have gone deep into the pith of the lemon lime fake flavour because its more bitter than I thought it would be. Full of taste but not distasteful....

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Day Dream Believer*

Day Dream Believer*

Hot sunny afternoon, BBQ is fired up, a brew is in a chilled glass and tunes are on the deck. It's griller time. My BBQ deck is the one place in the world where I am king, the last bastion of cranky old men drinking beer everywhere. Unless of course it's a very...

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Playoff Beard

Playoff Beard

I have been following this brewery from its humble beginnings when they were located in a small corner building that used to be a car rental agency (that old location is now a cannabis store along with the 999 others in the city), to their beautiful  brewery pub,...

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The Beach Ball Program™

The Beach Ball Program™

Sharks on the beach?* Black Bellows is another fine Collingwood based crafter. Collingwood is known for its snow skiing but also has lots of rock beaches, and a major sand beach, that being Wasaga. So we have a land shark with a build like a young Arnold as Conan (the...

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The Jury is In

The Jury is In

555 Brewery is located in Picton and has been around since 2017. The first time I went there was 2019 and they had this brew at that time. It is part of their mainstay of beers, The Judge, The Jury and The Verdict…. There could also be The Trial” thrown in there, but...

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Cinco Cinco Cinco

Cinco Cinco Cinco

A light tasting, refreshing brew. Needs lime to give that Mexican tilt. This is relatively new beer from 555 Brewing in Picton. A lot of breweries are jumping on the Mexican/Corona bandwagon … no comparison to the number of people who jump on the Maple Leaf bandwagon...

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Farm re-Fresh

Farm re-Fresh

I was talking to Farmer Steve the other day and he thinks agriculture is a real growth industry. I told him I thought that was a home groan.* This small can brew pours golden with a nice bubbly thin white head. It has a fresh slightly hoppy aroma. First swig had nice...

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It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s Mr. Canoehead

It’s a Bird, It’s a Plane, It’s Mr. Canoehead

The canoed (rather than caped) Canadian crusader Mr. Canoehead is alive and well in this red ale offering from Sleeping Giant. SG tells us that this brew will “strike you like a lightning bolt….. without fusing a canoe to your head.” If this all seems a bit out there,...

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Honey Blonde

Honey Blonde

Couchiching Brewery is in Orillia, on the shores of Lake Couchiching. Couchiching is derived from the Ojibwe word meaning "inlet". In addition to Couchiching Brewery and Lake Couchiching, also in the area are Couchiching Inn, Couchiching Golf & Country Club,...

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