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Citrusy Pale Ails

Citrusy Pale Ails

A citrusy pale eh. I remember way back in the day when Creemore Springs was a craft beer brewer.* Their beer, they only made a lager, would show up very now and then and would be a welcome respite from the Canadians and Blues that were standard fare. But in 2005...

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Ship Shape Stout

Ship Shape Stout

The big lake breeze transforms a warm day into a cool evening. Perfect for a faux fire and a ship shape stout. Time to sip on a ship to shore Shipman’s for sure.  Decew Falls* brewers remind me of Gateway City, both are brewers in love with their local history. Every...

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Can You Keep a Secret? Me Neither.

Can You Keep a Secret? Me Neither.

When Joan Jett was questioned about her sexuality she said “If you want to know who I am, listen to my music”. I don’t think Joan Jett has any secrets. I’ll tell you something else that's no secret, C’est What Durham are no nonsense nitro shaken not stirred beer...

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Allday Breakfast

Allday Breakfast

I am accustomed to having my breakfast wheat shredded, not fermented. But if Kris Kristofferson, Jim Morrison and Sheryl Crow all recommend a breakfast barley sandwich then it must be a thing, just not my thing.* Or you could have beerios, which is substituting beer...

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Grapefruit Brut

Grapefruit Brut

Not our first Siren call, we have sampled this UK brewer’s Broken Dreams and expressed our super suds appreciation. But this brew is a whole different kettle of fish. Named after an Italian liqueur*, this one is a strange and compelling combination of grapefruit sour...

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A Dry Thirst Unction from the Junction

A Dry Thirst Unction from the Junction

A dry thirst unction, a pilsner from the Junction. I think that’s the first time I’ve ever used the word unction in a sentence, let alone rhymed it.*  A Reader’s Digest “Increase Your Word Power” moment. Another Oilers loss last night, they look like the better team...

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Small Batch Nice Catch

Small Batch Nice Catch

After an enjoyable tour of Newfoundland via St.John’s, I’m back out East with a small batch catch from the less possessive St.John, in Canada’s only officially bilingual province!* Une biere s'il vous plait. Viva la difference. No frequent flyer miles this time, it’s...

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Trouble Brewing

Trouble Brewing

I knew this US import was trouble from the moment I laid eyes on it. Golden Ale sounds innocent enough, but an ale that’s “spicy and peppery with a gentle hop bouquet” didn’t sound like your run of the mill easy drinking refreshing golden to me. An 8 percenter with...

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Out and About for a Stout

Out and About for a Stout

Out and about for dinner with the missus. Kibitzing with the movers and shakers, saluting the captains of industry at the local yacht club. But the only Thurston* in the house was my powerful thirstin’ for a frosty brewski.  I was dry docked so to speak. Appetizer...

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A Juiced Up Juicy J Juicer

A Juiced Up Juicy J Juicer

There’s Juice Newton, everyone’s angel of the morning, or OJ “The Juice” Simpson running through an airport. Dr. J and MJ both had some juicy moves, and then there’s our old buddy JT trying to plead a case at the bar. But you will never, ever run into anyone juicier...

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