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A Satisfying Conductor

A Satisfying Conductor

Cream Ale takes me back to my youth. Not that I drank beer as a youngster - but I can distinctly remember watching Saturday morning cartoons on an American TV channel from Syracuse or possibly Rochester and seeing ads for Genesse Cream Ale. I'm not sure they got the...

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Nut Brown Goin’ Down

Nut Brown Goin’ Down

If the Silversmith squirrels are looking for nuts, they sure came to the right beer. The squirrels around here are as large as NYC sewer rats and just as deferential, as in not. They remind me of those rascally rodents raiding the most spectacular bird feeder in the...

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Uranus Kicking Ass

Uranus Kicking Ass

Long Dark Voyage to Uranus! The Department of Morality said “That’s disgusting. Who would drink something with a name like that.” Although most likely a rhetorical question the answer is, I would. I’m not sure if she is offended by Russian Imperial Stouts or space...

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Front and Centre

Front and Centre

Here I am watching hockey and drinking a Centre Cut #3 baseball brew from our friends out in Left Field. I appreciate the Canadian spelling of the word centre, even though my spell check doesn’t, must be American software, Eh. Speaking of American, I’m watching the...

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Determining if Deluxe is Delightful

Determining if Deluxe is Delightful

We have found ourselves in the Burdocks a few times in the past year. There was that memorable Tuesday night on a Sunday. Then we got lost in Vermont. But finally we got all our Bur-ducks in a row and here we are, this time not with their Ducks but with their Deluxe....

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Wild Kungaroo Siting

Wild Kungaroo Siting

What we have here is a rough tough buff marsupial kickin’ ass with those oversized flipper feet of his. That’s right, it’s a kung fu Kungaroo heralding from the land downunder we assume. By the way, Australia is the only country that's also a continent. Coincidentally...

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Crushable Kolsch

Crushable Kolsch

No umlaut in sight, this is a Midtown County Kolsch, as in Wellington’s county, that being Prince Edward. To earn the umlaut you need to be from Germany so they say, but no matter. Wellington can hold his own, he did OK at Waterloo didn’t he?* Back in the day a few of...

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Jacked and Juiced Celebration Libation

Jacked and Juiced Celebration Libation

Another trip round the sun and none the wiser for it. I guess making it through a year like this is cause enough for celebration. Not that I need much of a cause to snap the cap on a Merchant Ale House big bottle brew. Jacked & Juicy sounds like another Jack Black...

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Season of Excess

Season of Excess

Merry Xcess to all. It's that time of the year when everything is supposed to be special. What's a beer drinker to do when facing pressure to up their game for the holiday season? ... the answer should be obvious - more beer.* My response was to reach for the...

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A 4 Hop Pop on the Side

A 4 Hop Pop on the Side

Time for another West Side Story, but this time it’s Lower West Side and instead of the Jets and the Sharks it’s a far less dramatic and not at all musical brew review. * Let’s see if this one has a happy ending. But this isn’t big apple westside, it’s little apple...

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