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Grey Cup Quaff

Grey Cup Quaff

For those of you who aren’t Canadian athletic supporters, the Grey Cup is not a piece of protective equipment for a senior’s hockey league. Nor is it a spot of tea with a scone or two. It is in fact the penultimate pairing in Canadian football, the northern equivalent...

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Aloha It’s Mainland Time

Aloha It’s Mainland Time

Big Wave, from the big island, owned by a big beer company, in a little itty bitty bottle.* It’s 12 ounces of Island time, a bit of a tropical island respite on a cool fall night. I wonder which island this bottle is from. Let’s see, according to the Kona label, this...

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Three Ducks?

Three Ducks?

A fireside chat with a duck and it’s double. But after a shake of a duck’s tail when the polaroid was fully developed, I find out another duck photobombed my pic.  Three ducks! A mischievous mallard snuck into the frame and there’s nothing I can do about it, I’m...

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High Times in the Haliburton Highlands

High Times in the Haliburton Highlands

Off the beaten track on the road less travelled and with a wandering mind, but not lost or at a loss for words. I’m on a search and find expedition for the Haliburton Highlands. Not exactly Denver high or Kilimanjaro high,* but I guess high is a relative term. I...

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Cardi B Quotes and a Crafty Kolsch

Cardi B Quotes and a Crafty Kolsch

Showtime with the Crownsmen and Jerrod and Rory were in fine form as we discussed some deep thought provoking issues while quaffing a cold one. We were inspired with Cardi B quotes* and a crafty west coast Kӧlsch, a potent pairing to be sure. A Kӧlsch lagered ale to...

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Grinding Gears

Grinding Gears

I love me an amber so I was geared up for this one. And to make matters even better, last night I witnessed a Leafs come from behind OT victory over the Washington Capitals. By the way, isn’t it ironic that the leader of Washington is Russian? Comrade Ovechkin.* Old...

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Good Guza

Good Guza

Guv, guy, guzzle. Nope, Guza wasn’t in its preordained spot in my Pocket Oxford. Time to call in the COM Translation department. They puzzled and pondered on the word a bit and then came back to me with a few options. COMTD: Lots of options here. In Polish it means...

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Jump Yes, Dunk No, Dunkel For Sure

Jump Yes, Dunk No, Dunkel For Sure

The COM played a little round ball back in the day and let me tell you from personal experience that the statement “white men can’t jump” is incorrect. White men can’t jump very high is probably a much more accurate statement, although maybe David Lee Roth* is the...

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Track Pants Forever?

Track Pants Forever?

No Leisure Suit Larry here, we’re talking polyester track pants Paul, as in Jeff Paul, who Trestle adoringly refer to as their, and I quote, “sweatsedo superhero”. The diatribe on the can has more adjectives than my Thesaurus and summarizes by describing track pants...

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