At COMDB good comments are treasured forever, bad comments are what we call spam. Over the years our loyal website visitors* from 38 countries to date**, have provided constructive feedback, encouragement and random musings. Here are a few of the many comments and emails we have received over the past year. The names have been omitted to protect the innocent and reduce chances of litigation.
“Best beer banter this side of Bristol” An alliteration aficionado.
“Surprisingly, your review is right on”. A Brewer just receiving a 17 out of 20 providing what is known as a backhanded compliment.
“You don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground”. An incorrect statement from a reader disagreeing with a review, or commenting on our golf game, we aren’t sure which.
“Thanks so much for sharing, I learned a lot from your article.” Obviously spam, as no one has ever learned anything of substance from our posts. We have received this one at least 100 times.
“There are no bad beers, just some you prefer more than others. Slainte” Our favourite History teacher.
“The secret to winning at Monopoly is to cheat as the banker.” A family man, name withheld by request.
“Your statement “On the course when the horn sounds no one is drinking alone” has inspired me.” An inspired golfer trying to deal with their LOFT issues.
“I simply could not go away your web site prior to suggesting that I really enjoyed the standard info a person supply on your guests Is going to be back incessantly to investigate crosscheck new posts” Thank you, I think? Definitely spam.
”Sounds like that Purple Kolsch had you seeing red and feeling blue.” A colourful comment.
“Reading your review made me thirsty” A thirsty reader.
“Ahaa, its fastidious conversation on the topic of this post at this place at this web site, I have read all that, so now me also commenting at this place.” Spam under the influence.
“Your Google Ads account has been suspended for 30 days.” The last time we heard from Google Ads.
“Your review has made me question the work ethic and grammatical knowledge of beer drinking baby boomers.” The Editor
“Next time you’re out our way I’ll grab you a pint” Example of the correct response to a review.
“I was recommended this website by my cousin I am not sure whether this post is written by him as nobody else know such detailed about my trouble You are amazing Thanks” CBD Gummies for Sale
“The Editor’s Comments are always my favourite segment of the reviews” Someone obviously related to the Editor.
“Your GST payments are overdue” Revenue Canada.
“I had no idea there was a Funk 48 even though I loved that Funk 49 track.” James Gang fan.
“You used to write kinda good, but your last few posts have been sorta boring.” Spam (maybe)
“” But a dog is a god’s best friend, whether you’re dyslexic or not.” Gold, solid gold.” A brewer who appreciates the fine art of wordsmithing.
“If you wish for to increase your experience keep visiting this web site and be updated with the hottest news posted here.” Viagra Buy On Line***
“It takes an awesome person to go out of their way to spread good karma!” Primate Aviation Specialist
“Thank you for contacting us. We do not accept reservations at this time. For other enquiries please allow 2 to 4 business days for us to reply.” A Brewery that never replied.
“Be prepared to have your taste buds confused” A surprisingly accurate warning about a freebie beer from a Brewer.
“Introducing the secret to rock hard manhood”. Our records show that our Editor visited this site at least 4 times before sending it to spam.****
“Can we join your Cranky Old Men Drinking Beer club?” The Society of Beer Drinking Ladies *****
“Sting once famously commented about experiencing a 7 hour tantric sex session. When asked to elaborate on it years after, he said the 7 hours included dinner and a movie.” The Editor
“Our Editor has never had a tantric sex session but he has had a number of multi-hour pedantic editing sessions.” A Reviewer
Just a few of the many comments and emails (and spam) that we have been happy to receive or wish we hadn’t. Your comments help us to shape the content and the focus of this website****** so keep them coming.
COMDB
*Editor’s Comment: One visit or more.
**Editor’s Comment: Canada, USA, Mexico, Columbia, Netherlands, Romania, Argentina, South Africa, Nigeria, Japan, India, Russia, Austria, UK, France, Columbia, Ukraine, Panama, Hungary, Norway, Indonesia, Denmark, Ireland, Australia, Brazil, Malaysia, Bahrain, Sweden, Spain, Italy, Portugal, South Korea, Germany, Nicaragua, Chile, Honduras, Costa Rica, New Zealand.
***Editor’s Comment: I’m pretty sure they were referring to their own website, not ours.
****Editor’s Comment: That isn’t correct! I only visited it twice and only to confirm it was spam.
*****Editor’s Comment: The Society of Beer Drinking Women didn’t ask that but many people have. Most enquiries are from nice people who we know will never meet the crankiness criteria. The truth is we really wouldn’t want anyone in our club that would want to join a club like ours.
******Editor’s Comment: Not really, the reviewers just drink beer and ramble on about whatever comes to mind and hope someone sends them a freebie. But we do enjoy reading your ramblings.
OMG! This is hysterical! Thanks for making my day a lot brighter!
Thanks Janet. Unfortunately I haven’t made much progress on that LOFT problem of mine.