Anyone who has ever managed a website will be quite familiar with Spam. These days they are often AI generated comments with embedded links that in no way shape or form make sense in reference to the article they were sent in to. COMDB has 1377 reviews to date. Along with those reviews we have 1803 spam comments. Do we delete these comments? Of course not, we file them in spam and then review and share with you some of the most irrelevant and entertaining ones. Although we don’t respond to spam, this is how our Cranky Old Editor would respond if we did.
Spammer: Can you be more specific about the content of your article? After reading it, I still have some doubts. Hope you can help me.
COMDB Editor: The article is a beer review. If you still have any doubts then I can’t help you.
Spammer: I don’t think the title of your article matches the content lol. Just kidding, mainly because I had some doubts after reading the article.
COMDB Editor: I have my doubts too. Not kidding.
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COMDB Editor: The article was about waiting in line at Tim Hortons from the point of view of someone waiting in line at Tim Hortons. I too found the article interesting, fascinating, perhaps even spellbinding, dare I say life changing? After reading it reality has shifted, nothing will ever be the same again. Does your question have to do with recognizing sarcasm when you hear it?
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COMDB Editor: I think spell check is exactly what you need.
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COMDB Editor: Full of something. No, I can’t, help you and I doubt anyone else can either.
Spammer: Your article helped me a lot, is there any more related content? Thanks!
COMDB Editor: It’s a beer review. There are 1376 related content articles on the website. Knock yourself out.
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COMDB Editor: You and most of our other visitors. I’m still trying to figure out how I got here.
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Pedantic COMDB Editor: If you weren’t so busy complaining perhaps you could have found the apostrophe key on your keyboard.
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COMDB Editor: Thanks dude. You don’t mind if I call you dude do you Mr. Lebowski? Oh, sorry, it’s The Dude.
Spammer: Hello there! Quick question that’s completely off topic.
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COMDB Editor: We are very glad that our beer review “What Did That Cat Do in the Weeds” helped out what we assume is your cat behaviorist friend. As for your lunch, you are welcome.
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Pedantic COMDB Editor: Rhetorical question, no question mark required.
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Reviewer: Thanks Mom.
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COMDB Editor: Our reviewers tell me that all our viewers are age 19 or older and that any touching has definitely been consensual.
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Editor’s Comment: The valuable advice you refer to I assume is that If you drink too many beers the night before you may have a head like a haunted house the next morning.
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COMDB Editor: Sounds a little dinghy, but thanks Captain.
Spammer: With havin so much content and articles do you ever run into any problems of plagorism
COMDB Editor: We have no concerns whatsoever about plagiarism, since we can’t see anyone in their right mind ever claiming that they wrote this stuff.
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COMDB Editor: Sharing is caring, however in this case we don’t care.
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COMDB Editor: The reviewer finished the beer then had another.
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COMDB Editor: In response to the review “Never Say Never”.
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COMDB Editor: Our reviewer’s sentiments do have a very high opinion of themselves as well, an opinion I must admit I don’t share. As far as dubious goes, dubious is what we do.
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Pedantic COMDB Editor: I’m not sure what your difficulties are, apart from a lack of punctuation, but glad we could be of help.
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Spammer: Absolutely composed articles, thanks for selective information. “The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his own hand.” by Fred Allen.
COMDB Editor: Fred Allen also said: “I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
To include more “”spam” with your beer; my suggestions are spam & eggs and spam & beans. Both childhood favourites.
PS: Love the reviews and have sampled a few myself!
Lewis enjoyed beans and spam, Sam had green eggs and ham, I lived on peanut butter and jam, and that’s all she wrote, thank you Ma’am.
Our spammers are the spammiest. Our spam count just surpassed 2,000, congratulations spammers. Special shout out to Binance spammers for their consistency, they have continued to send exactly the same spam messages for the last 4 years. Your persistence is admired.