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Nailed It

Nailed It

Having a fireside chat with a Square Nail Pale Ale. Crankin’ up the wattage at the cottage. Today square nails are what manicurists do. But way back in the day, when there were square nails and snail mail, I remember as a kid building the cabin down by the lake with...

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A Puppy Poop Pickup Patrol Pint

A Puppy Poop Pickup Patrol Pint

Editor’s Note: It appears that our craft connoisseur RA is on scoop and poop detail in the back yard, and once he gets his shit together, his reward is a pint. Dog shit done. Beer me. Smells like beer but will I enjoy it?* Now I have to find my magnifying glasses to...

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Happy Hour?

Happy Hour?

Editor’s Note: A happy hour review, by our intrepid craftmeister RA. That means you get two for one. Two reviews in one that is. A twofer. You get the idea. Review 1: White Tulip. RA: Smells skanky, tastes worse. I’m gonna have to pour it out and try something...

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Dessert on Tap

Dessert on Tap

At Clear Lake Brewery answering the dinner bell and you may be surprised to learn that I didn’t have a beer with dinner. I did however have a beer for dessert. After a hearty healthy helping of crispy chicken sandwich I partook in a pint of lactose laden draft dessert...

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Credit Rating

Credit Rating

Out for dinner with Farmer Steve to his favourite Italian restaurant. It must have been an auspicious occasion because despite his reputation for being as tight as a superglued clam, to his credit he paid the tab. Even the waitress was shocked, she said sometimes he...

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Octopus Up in Arms

Octopus Up in Arms

A malevolent monster from the murky mire has risen to extract it’s vengeance on humanity. The octopus like creature is up in arms about something. This winged denizen of the deeps with eyes burning red like boiling blood, will take it’s toll on any human foolish...

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Thai One On

Thai One On

Singha, the golden lion.* Not to be confused with Sinha, the lion stout, or the  Golden Ale, or the golden ticket, or The Golden Child** for that matter. This golden lion is the original Thai beer, brewed since 1933, a pale lager that received Royal assent. I sampled...

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Down on the Farm

Down on the Farm

Some relatives are better than others. I was visiting my brother in-law recently after surviving dry February, when he presented me with some samples from his recent visit to Farm league Brewing. Who doesn’t like a relative that greets you with some new, cold brews?...

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Winter Magic

Winter Magic

Album covers used to have some great artwork back in the day. An album cover* was 1 foot square and there was some room to ruminate. Today it seems like there is more artwork on beer cans than in the local museum. Looks like this Nickel Brook beer can wizard is no...

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An Ale with Aspirations

An Ale with Aspirations

I remember the record store downtown, House of Sounds. Rows and rows of albums. Boxing day was when all the big sales were on. I would have my paper route money and any money I got from Christmas and head down to buy as many albums as I could. Sometimes an album that...

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