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A Lazy Hazy Poolside Pint

A Lazy Hazy Poolside Pint

Me and Knopfler, just two twistin’ fools twisting by the pool. But we’re in no dire straits, just chillin’. * Time for a dip sans chips, so I swim a few widths.  After such strenuous physical activity it’s time to hydrate with an adult beverage. Lazy Hazy? Could be...

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A Peso for Your Thoughts, No Lime Required

A Peso for Your Thoughts, No Lime Required

Some have said that timing is everything, other say timing is the only thing. *  The debate rages on, but most would agree that timing is something. When it comes to us cranky old men we say anytime is beer time and that summertime is Mexican lager time. Maize in the...

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Don’t Just Dream it, Drink It

Don’t Just Dream it, Drink It

Annie and Dave shared some sweet dreams with us. Steven and Joe told us to dream on. Michelle and Mama Cass were way down in California dreamin’ up a storm. But it was Dr. Frank-N-Furter who probably best summed it up when he said, “Don’t dream it, be it.” * Early in...

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Not Just Another Pretty Face

Not Just Another Pretty Face

From Farmer Steve’s Nova Scotian pilgrimage we move West to la Belle Province with a Belle Gueule Pilsner from Les Brasseurs RJ out of Montreal. Despite my passing knowledge of the French Language * I am contractually obliged to engage with the sometimes cryptic,...

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Get Me to the Church on Time *

Get Me to the Church on Time *

Editor’s Comment: Farmer Steve is on an East Coast tour with a pit stop in Wolfville, Nova Scotia. Ever devout, he stopped to worship at the local church, only to discover that it was a brewery for heaven’s sakes.   FS: Stopped in at The Church Brewery, where beer is...

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The Fine Art of Zero

The Fine Art of Zero

I’m a patron of the arts. Arts and crafts actually. Gazing at a velvet Elvis while quaffing a craft is both fine and refined in my books. But how is Collective Arts going to do in our 0% experiment? Taking a Collective Arts brew to zero seems to me like taking a...

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Porcine Parade

Porcine Parade

Cruising the canal on the old V-Twin. Playing catch with the grandson. Searing steaks on the backyard BBQ, with the occasional flambe flank. As per the COMDB Guide to the Fine Art of BBQing we know that well done is well done. What’s missing from this seemingly...

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Malt Assault Survival Guide

Malt Assault Survival Guide

Farmer Steve tells us a little DAB’ll do ya’. I’m here to tell you that a lot of DAB may do ya’ in. The Maibock 7% solution left some questions unanswered so we are back again with an 8% DAB Ur-Bock kickin’ ass and takin’ names. After a Mai-Bock I thought maybe Ur was...

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A Soon to be Summertime Stout

A Soon to be Summertime Stout

Summer stout season is almost here, time to kick things off early with a soon to be summertime stout. And not a moment too soon after a week that included a less than the best amber, a lackadaisical lager, a far too sober carpenter, and a bitter bear. *  It seemed...

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Saline Maritime Canine

Saline Maritime Canine

Our thirsty Thursday was more like a freaky Friday. The day before Friday the 13th and this Crownsmen Show might as well have been the next day for all the luck we had. More technical issues than a ketamine fueled SpaceX launch, but thanks to our always on the ball...

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