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A Sleep Deprivation Experiment

A Sleep Deprivation Experiment

Maybe rust never sleeps but if the Department of Morality doesn’t get her afternoon nap you don’t want to be participating in that sleep deprivation experiment. When I saw the name “Rust Never Sleeps” I immediately thought of the Neil Young album.* Classic Canadian...

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Take It Easy

Take It Easy

Jackson Browne and Glenn Frey wrote the iconic song “Take It Easy”* and it became the breakthrough hit for the Eagles. Browne said he didn’t know the Eagles had recorded it until he heard it on the radio. By the way, I like Browne’s version better. Rock n roll...

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Crank-y Review

Crank-y Review

Time to put some Crank in the tank. Crank seems like a pretty versatile word. As a noun it could be the crank shaft in your car, an annoying eccentric person, a bad-tempered grouch, or an impure form of crystal meth! As a verb you can crank a crank and you can crank...

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K-Town Common

K-Town Common

Just passing through for another downtown K-Town brew review. Look out, there’s Something is in the Water! Could it be a frighteningly real mechanical shark, a modern day Moby Dick? Or Jaqueline Bisset in her scuba gear? Or Hasselhoff and Anderson saving another...

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A Tail To Tell

A Tail To Tell

Telling the tail of a cream ale. A congregation of cranky old craft connoisseurs met at Ontario’s oldest brew pub,* the Kingston Brewing Co. A meeting of the minds with Farmer Steve and RA in attendance. We focused on the house offerings, although there were no “on...

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Spittin’ Chiclets

Spittin’ Chiclets

Do you think it’s cultural appropriation when Americans talk hockey? Me too. Big Deal is a supposedly a NY brewery, but in this case the one doing the talking is Canadian. Former Penguin/Coyote Paul Bisonnette is part of the Spittin’ Chiclets* podcast and apparently...

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Smile Guaranteed?

Smile Guaranteed?

Riverhead has stated in writing that this beer is “guaranteed to put a smile on your face”. Perhaps they are unaware of who they are dealing with. Cranky is the operative word. As in cantankerous, ill-tempered and belligerent. And while we are at it, let’s get...

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When the Moon Hits Your Eye

When the Moon Hits Your Eye

When I think of Moonstruck I think of a big hair Cher lighting up the screen in a role that seemed custom made for her*, with Dean Martin singing “When the moon hits your eye…”** in the background. Now that’s amore.  Is it really acting if you play a spot-on version...

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Drink Beer Day? Don’t Mind If I Do

Drink Beer Day? Don’t Mind If I Do

A coast-to-coast toast to the host with the most. Happy Drink Beer Day Canada! I did notice that it is not drink a beer day. Are they are suggesting that a two for one would be more fun than one and done? Or am I just overthinking my drinking? On this auspicious...

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