Stout

124 Reviews

Winter Beered

Winter Beered

People wonder why I have grown a beard. I am a Leafs fan so it certainly isn’t a playoff beard, although maybe this is the year? Some people ask if I am a hunter. Nope, the only hunting I do is for tonight’s review brew in the ol’ beer fridge. Someone said if I had a...

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Who Kissed the Cow?

Who Kissed the Cow?

Full disclosure, I have never milked, rode, tipped or kissed a cow*. I don’t know if Farmer Steve ever got to first base with a cow, but there is a good chance he has kissed his Kubota. He loves that tractor. Over in Europe they have been dealing with a cow kissing...

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Hello Darkness My Old Friend

Hello Darkness My Old Friend

“Hello darkness my old friend, I’ve come to talk with you again.” So said Rhymin’ Simon in his song Sounds of Silence* and it seemed like an apt introduction to the season of stouts. Leaves falling, hockey season started, cooler weather. I still have some IPAs in the...

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16 Tons of Number 9 Coal

16 Tons of Number 9 Coal

Tennessee Ernie Ford told us that he loaded 16 tons* of number nine coal and the straw boss said, "Well, a-bless my soul". Tonight I am loading up 16 oz of Black Coal, and I’m another day older and deeper in debt. This stout pours black on black, coal black, black...

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Mesmerizing

Mesmerizing

Straight from Carlow County Ireland to my glass. O’Hara’s even gives me quaffing instructions on the can. Chill, Pull, Pour, Pause, Enjoy. The pause is an important part of the experience because these nitro “draft” stouts use what they call widget technology so we...

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No Shirt No Shoes No Service

No Shirt No Shoes No Service

Skinny and Stout. I get it. So here's what it says on the can, ”The night is quiet. You're sitting on the deck with your friends enjoying the warm night air as it blows gently in off the lake. Everything is calm. And someone yells, let's go skinny-dipping “. the story...

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The Dark Side

The Dark Side

Another faux internationale beer. “Dark, rich and complex.” Sounds like a character from a romance novel, not that I read those kind of things. So another trip to the dark side. This beer is very dark. How dark? Blackhole dark, like the whole universe is residing in...

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Loco for Cocoa

Loco for Cocoa

I am no Willy Wonka but I like me some chocolate every now and then. But would a double chocolate stout be above and beyond? I like trying all kinds of different beers. If they aren’t that good I can do a cranky review which suits my disposition. If they are good,...

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Stout Shooters Anyone?

Stout Shooters Anyone?

Red Stripe’s namesake beer is an iconic pale amber and a staple diet of Canadians holidaying in Jamaica. I must admit I was wondering what a Jamaican brewer is doing brewing a stout. I didn’t picture myself quaffing a strong stout on the beach or on a “chilly” 75⁰ F*...

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Smooth in a Glass

Smooth in a Glass

Brewed in St. James Gate, Dublin Ireland. Established in 1759 which makes it even older than my old buddy Farmer Steve. Guinness Draught Stout. The one and only. The iconic, classic, draught. This is the one I saved for St. Patrick’s Day. I chilled a special stout...

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