Stout

125 Reviews

Hello Darkness My Old Friend

Hello Darkness My Old Friend

Hello darkness my old friend, I’m here for an elbow bend, Because this beer I'm slowly pouring, is the brew I’ll be scoring, A stout is the topic of this refrain, and what remains. Is a round of The Darkness.* What lies beyond the pale? ** If you guessed The Darkness...

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Black Friday Special

Black Friday Special

It’s US thanksgiving, so let’s talk turkey. It’s football day in America and I’m game. And of course, Black Friday. So named because that is the day your bank account goes from black to red, signifying that Christmas is just around the corner. Sounds like it’s stout...

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Relationship Issues

Relationship Issues

Our featured brewer out of Saint-Jérôme, Québec, is Dieu du Ciel, translation; God of the Sky. * Speaking of Gods of the sky, have you heard the story of Uranus and Cronus. You may have some relationship issues with your kids but there probably aren’t many of you out...

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Summoning Some Scary Spirits

Summoning Some Scary Spirits

It’s the big day. Our trick or treat countdown has encountered goblins and ghouls, flying monkeys and the devil himself. But what could be scarier than the spirits that occupy this 750ml bottle of 10% Imperial Stout The Summoning! This summons isn’t for a parking...

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This Black Hole is a Star **

This Black Hole is a Star **

It’s no surprise that spaced out Brewer Paniza, * purveyor of such self-professed out of this world pints as Jupiter Pilsner, and Mars Bock, would name their oatmeal stout Black Hole.  A black hole is no laughing matter when you understand the gravity of the...

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Sweeter Totter

Sweeter Totter

The teeter totter, the yin and yang of the playground. I don’t remember my childhood experiences with the teeter totter having anything to do with a fine balance, quite the opposite in fact. The lighter yin participant stranded in space until the yang participant...

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Moose Boy in a House Coat on a Boat House

Moose Boy in a House Coat on a Boat House

Out on the lake, at one with nature, and I gave a warm wet the net welcome to a couple of fat bass-tards tonight. All that net wetting whet my whistle for a frosty cold wobbly pop. How about a Moose Boy coffee stout in a house coat on the boat house. Is he with a fox...

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A Fashion Statement

A Fashion Statement

Les Brasseurs RJ hail from the cosmopolitan city and fashion capital of Canada, Montréal. So, it seems only fitting (catch the pun there)* that their master brewer, like a fashion designer, has created what they call their liquid masterpiece, Robe Noire. Je parle un...

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A Soon to be Summertime Stout

A Soon to be Summertime Stout

Summer stout season is almost here, time to kick things off early with a soon to be summertime stout. And not a moment too soon after a week that included a less than the best amber, a lackadaisical lager, a far too sober carpenter, and a bitter bear. *  It seemed...

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HOW ABOUT THAT’STOUT

HOW ABOUT THAT’STOUT

This review is a big ol’ chocolate milk stout shout out and a tip of the tankard to MT and the good folks at Mine Connect for the donation of this fine stein to the cranky old cause. The miners tell us that 18 elements from the periodic table go into the brewing of...

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