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Drinking Up a Side Launch Down Under

Drinking Up a Side Launch Down Under

A Down Under review seems like the right time to give a shout out to my roo wrestlin’ mate from the land of Aus, Barry the Bard, from your seal hugging mate in the great white North. Hope that MAP (Marsupial Accident Prevention) safety plan is working for you down...

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Throwback to Basics

Throwback to Basics

I have reviewed 13 premium beers to date on this website and let me assure you, the word “premium” guarantees nothing other than an extra adjective on the can. The title premium almost seems like a participation award these days. 1987 marked the premier of “The...

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Wrestling with an Alpha Bomb

Wrestling with an Alpha Bomb

Take it easy, slow and steady, Big Rig is haulin’ an Alpha Bomb. In addition to being a real bomb*, and the signature wrestling move* of “The Alpha Male” Monty Brown, the Alpha Bomb is a Big Rig Hazy IPA. I just poured one into my glass, being careful to avoid any...

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Is Timing Everything?

Is Timing Everything?

Ever notice how some of these very common phrases just aren’t true. I mean obviously timing isn’t everything, I could be in line at Tim Hortons right behind Warren Buffet* and we get chatting about some deep macro-economic topic and next thing you know he asks me to...

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Time of the Saison

Time of the Saison

Once again Gateway pays tribute to local landmarks and attractions. The Cove is a small, sheltered bay and beach in the North Bay area on the pristine waters of Trout Lake. As always, the Gateway art work on the can never ceases to intrigue. There is a humanesque...

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Prost!

Prost!

Warming up for some Octoberfesting and got a text the other day that I couldn’t decipher but it just came to me, I know what it means now, Prost!* This brew doesn’t smell complex at all. Tastes almost watery with just a hint of malt. Good carbonation resulting in a...

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Odd For Sure

Odd For Sure

You are witnessing a defining moment at COMDB! The definition of an “odd bird” is a rather unusual, strange, eccentric, or peculiar person. The name odd bird reminded me of the Jerzy Kosinski book “The Painted Bird” in which Kosinski tells us a story of a boy, while...

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Nursing a Charlie Horse

Nursing a Charlie Horse

I don’t know who this guy Charlie Horse is but he sounds like a pain. The Charlie on this beer can also happens to be a centaur, to add a visual layer to the already “lame” pun. I would never profess to be an authority on half man half horse creatures but I have never...

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Sláinte* from Cape Breton

Sláinte* from Cape Breton

Big Tim (she calls him Fred) from Cape Breton is all Spruced up after working on the coal boat, according to our old friend Stompin’ Tom.** And I imagine working on the coal boat would build up a powerful thirst, I mean I’m just sitting watching the ballgame in my...

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Lost in Space

Lost in Space

I am a fool for Refined Fool brews. Love their Party Sharks IPA, delicious. And I had a good to great streak going, even a sour super suds, so would this session hazy IPA end up in my good graces too?  When you are always trying new beers it is a bit like Russian...

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