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Boxing Day Special

Boxing Day Special

After a somewhat stressful Christmas Day tasting, which left me thankful Christmas Day beers only come once a year, it was time for a Boxing Day special. You can usually count on Sawdust City for a super suds sampling so I thought a Fall flashback, their Autumn IPA,...

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Samichlaus Comes Once a Year

Samichlaus Comes Once a Year

The grandkids had decided long ago that Santa wasn’t real, and yet the presents from himself the once a year elf kept coming. So, they were debating whether Santa Claus was me or Grandma. Since Santa is a jolly old man with a beard, and I am a cranky old man drinking...

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Beli-eve Eve

Beli-eve Eve

It’s Christmas Eve eve. No that’s not a holiday greeting in the Garden of Eden, but a redundant day before Christmas eve moniker.* Beli-eve Eve? It also seems like an ideal eve for a chocolate stout, because after all what Cranky Old Christmas countdown would be...

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Oh My Darling Clementine

Oh My Darling Clementine

Just like all pilsners are lagers but not all lagers are pilsners, so to are all clementines tangerines but not all tangerines are clementines. *  As far as a Christmas stocking full of clementines goes, I don’t have any childhood memories of such a fruitful sock...

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A Winter Ale Wonderland

A Winter Ale Wonderland

Last call rings, can you hear? At the bar, for one more beer. A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight, drinking in a Winter Ale wonderland. * Ever since I first quaffed one of their brews I’ve been an Anderson farm fresh fan. But, and this is a Cardi B size butt, **...

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The Cranky Old Christmas Countdown Kickoff

The Cranky Old Christmas Countdown Kickoff

He’s back! Yes, this brew is an official recommendation from Bud, the Elf on the Beer Shelf. And we all know what that means. It’s the start of the Cranky Old Christmas Countdown. Bud is sweet on sweets so he usually goes for the loco cocoa brews but it looks like he...

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Double Dutch

Double Dutch

Grolsch, the famous Dutch brewer based in The Netherlands. I wonder which city, town, village or hamlet (Hamlet was Dutch wasn’t he?)* this European brew is brewed in? Perhaps Zundert, the home of Van Gogh? Or Amsterdam, with its colorful districts lit in red and its...

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The Hole in the Wall Gang

The Hole in the Wall Gang

After a visit to the Bobby Orr Hockey Hall of Fame in Parry Sound, I stopped in on the Hole in the Wall gang,* those fine folks at Trestle. Why the name trestle you ask. We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it. As for the Orr hockey hall, some great memorabilia and...

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How Many Ducks is Too Many Ducks?

How Many Ducks is Too Many Ducks?

How many ducks is too many ducks? One Duck was just ducky. Two Ducks was too. But are Three Ducks too many ducks? Three Ducks isn’t two too many because Two Ducks wasn’t one too many, but Three Ducks could well be one too many. Don’t get me started on four ducks,...

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